Torch Jokes

Funniest Torch Short Jokes

Short torch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The torch humour may include short toolbox jokes also.

1. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
2. Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it.
3. My son just became a father for the first time today… And in passing on the paternal torch, when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him…they were stored in my dadabase.…
4. My mate lent me $5,000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. He stole my limelight.
5. What would you call the tiki torch brigade in Charlottesville if they formed a band? Vanilla Isis
6. Did you hear about the human torches son? He had to ride the short bus because he was flame retardant
7. How many Creationists does it take to change a light bulb? None - they've invented torches.
8. Bad news for people planning on boycotting tonight's NFL game. The Tiki Torch company is running an ad promoting their new product line.
9. Give a man a torch and he'll have light for a day Torch a man and he'll be lit for the rest of his life
10. What's the diffrence between a tiki torch and the white nationalist carrying it? One is bright and the other one dim.

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Torch One Liners

Which torch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with torch? I can suggest the ones about lamp and dart.

1. My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted.
2. What did the proud pirate dad say after seeing his son torch an enemy ship? Arr, son.
3. What does Dracula's torch run on? *Bat-teries* now give me my five karma
4. Why did the Human Torch's legs start swelling? Because they were inflamed.
5. What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch? Spiny the welder.
6. I used to love The Village People until they came at me with torches.
   -Gay Frankenstein
7. Someone stole my torch I am not annoyed... mostly delighted...
8. Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
9. What's the worst thing to lose at nighttime? A torch.
10. What does the human torch always order for dinner? Fillet Mignon!
11. How do you make a bucket lighter? With a torch.
12. What is the Human Torch's favorite meal? FILET MIGNON!
13. How do you make a disco? Give an epileptic a torch.
14. Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick.
15. What kind of music do they play at the Olympics? Torch Songs....

Olympic Torch Jokes

Here is a list of funny olympic torch jokes and even better olympic torch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia? Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Entertaining Torch Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about torch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turtle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make torch pranks.