Topologist Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

How many topologists does it take to change a baby?

Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one.

A topologist walks into a coffee shop.

He orders a coffee and a donut. When he receives his order, he looks at the employee quizzically and asks, "What is this? I didn't order two of the same thing!"

When a topologist drops acid...

...is it called a Mobius Trip?

Did you hear about the topologist who got in shape through surfing?

It was totally cubular.

What are the funniest topologist jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Topologist? Well, here are the best Topologist puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Topologist pick up lines to share with friends.

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