Topic Talk Jokes
18 topic talk jokes and hilarious topic talk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about topic talk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Topic Talk Short Jokes
Short topic talk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The topic talk humour may include short topics for jokes also.
- Talking about gender is like talking about the twintowers... Once there were two and now its a sensitive topic.
- Two bakers were trying to have a talk about leavened Indian breads... The topic was a naan-starter.
- At my job there is a strict policy that no one can discuss the topic of beer... We don't talk about brew no, no, no.
- Whenever I feel a conversation is becoming dull, I start talking about sunscreen... because it's topical.
- My friend got really angry with me the other day when i started talking about deep fried chocolate bars! I didn't realise it was such a hot topic
- My friend and I were talking about stylish clothing stores in the mall It was a pretty Hot Topic
- Plastic surgery used to be such a t**... discussion topic... ...now you can talk about botox and nobody raises an eyebrow
Share These Topic Talk Jokes With Friends
Topic Talk One Liners
Which topic talk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with topic talk? I can suggest the ones about topic and talks.
- What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events? A topical rainforest.
- Y'now, I love talking about magnets But it's quite the polarising topic.
Gather Around for Fun Topic Talk Jokes and Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about topic talk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean discussion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make topic talk pranks.
A guy goes on a blind date for the first time...
...And is kind of having a hard time getting a conversation started. He decides to try to get her to talk with a very simple topic: Music.
"Do you like dubstep?" He asks.
"Like it?" She responds, with an excited look on her face. "I wub it!"
Talking to women
A newlywed man was talking with an old war veteran about what to excpect in his upcoming marriage. After talking about several different topics the veteran turns to the newlywed and says the most complicated thing that you will come across in marriage is communication. Puzzled the newlywed askes why that is so. The veteran explains by saying that talking to a woman is a lot like walking in a minefield. You hope its clear but you never know when you are going to set her off.
I wanted to be friends with...
Hoping to become friends, I started talking to a sea anemone. After a couple minutes of talking, I asked him about his family, and he became hostile.
It was a touchy topic.
*
Three babies were in the w**... talking amongst themselves about their future
They get on the topic of what they want to be when they are born and grow up.
The first baby says: "when I get older, I want to be a molder of young minds! A teacher is what I'm aiming for."
The second baby says: "when I'm a adult, I want to heal and save people! I'll be a doctor."
The third baby thinks for a second and says: "I want to be a boxer".
The other two babies look at him in confusion and ask why.
"Because when I get out, I want to beat up the bald headed man who keeps spitting on me!"
Lets talk.
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old g**... an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?"
Topical Jokes for 6/17
(For best results, imagine these in the voice of your favorite talk show host)
In Michigan, a man was arrested after he tried to toss a football filled with drugs into a prison. Prison guards knew something was wrong when they heard 700 inmates shouting, I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!
The United States announced they've arrested the mastermind of the 2012 attack in Benghazi. When Republicans heard the news, they said, Oh great! They caught Hillary Clinton! .
Coca Cola is testing a new, low-calorie version of Coke in a green can called Coca Cola Life. The original formula of Coke in the red can will be rebranded as Coca Cola Death.
A preacher…
…was asked to give a talk at a woman's health symposium. His wife asked about the topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about s**.... Thinking quickly, he replied, "I'm talking about sailing."
"Oh, that's nice," said his wife.
The next day, at the grocery store, a young woman who had attended the lecture recognized the minister's wife.
"That was certainly an excellent talk your husband gave yesterday," she said. "He really has a unique perspective on the subject."
Somewhat surprised, the minister's wife replied, "Gee, funny you should think so. I mean, he's only done it twice. The first time he threw up, and the second time his hat blew off."