Top Notch Jokes
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Funniest Top Notch Short Jokes
Short top notch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The top notch humour may include short excellent jokes also.
- Why did Apple add that weird cutout at the top of the iPhone X? I guess they just wanted to create a truly top notch phone. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
- Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch
- iPhone X is top notch! Of course it's top... 'NOTCH'.
- Oneplus 6? Top Notch.
- I just bought an iPhone X It's a good phone but the screen is top notch!
- I love minecraft That game is top notch!
- Say what you will about h**...... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become "Rocket Scientists".
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Top Notch One Liners
Which top notch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with top notch? I can suggest the ones about outstanding and top shelf.
- The iPhone X Is a top-notch smartphone
- Everybody loves the iPhone X, XS and 11 Pro... Because their top notch
- I guess you could say the iPhone X... Really has a top-notch display
- Have to give it the iPhone x It's display is top notch
- I love the iPhone X It's top notch
- My doctor said my sprem count was top notch "Well It's hand made"
- How's the iPhone X design? Top notch!
- What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased? "Top notch".
- Some people say the Iphone X screen is ugly... But I think it's top notch.
- Why do most phone displays now have a notch? Because they're "top notch" displays.
- I bought the new iPhone yesterday My friend said it's the "top notch" phone!!
- I really want to get the IPhone X I hear it's top-notch
- I just used the iPhone X for the first time and it is.. Top Notch
- Rudy Guiliani is a top-notch lawyer I'd easily give him a 9/11
- Asked my dad how his new iPhone was "Top notch"
Top Notch Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about top notch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean absolute best jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make top notch pranks.
Lindsey Graham gets new suit
On a Senate trip to Japan, Lindsey Graham picked up some silk to have a custom suit made. At a top notch tailor shop in South Carolina, the tailor said with the material, he could make a single breasted suit.
Graham decided to wait, took the material to a tailor in New York who told him he could make a double breasted suit, a vest, and an extra pair of pants.
He asked, "How can you do so much more with this material than the tailor in South Carolina?"
"Well, senator, I guess you're not as big up here."
Adolf h**... walks into a bar.....
The owner, surprised to see the German leader at his bar, asks if he'd like his top-notch bourbon on the house. No thanks, h**... replies. I'll just take a screwdriver. One screwdriver turned into 10 before Adolf called it quits and headed home.
The next night, h**... returned to the bar, but this time takes up the owner's offer on the bourbon. Even the best v**... can make a man sick if he's had too many, says the owner. It wasn't the v**..., h**... replies. It's the juice.