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14 top knot jokes and hilarious top knot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about top knot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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A rope walked into a bar...

A rope walked into a bar. The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!" The rope left, tied his top end, and fluffed out the fringe. He reentered the bar, and the bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?" "No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."

A string walks into a bar...

The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here.
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, Hey, aren't you a string?
The string says, Nope, I'm a frayed knot.

Two strings walk into a bar, bartender says Hey we don't server your kind here, get out. Outside one of the strings says I have an idea, here help me

the string proceeds to tie himself up and then dishevels the threads at the top of his head and at his feet. The string then walks back into the bar and orders a drink, bartender looks and says hey aren't you that string I just threw out?
String says No , I am a frayed knot!

A piece of string wanted to get into a club

A piece of string wanted to get into a club that didn't let in pieces of string. So he twisted himself up, and frayed his top end.
The bouncer asked "Hey, aren't you a piece of string ?"
The piece of string said "No, I'm a frayed knot"

A piece of rope walks into a bar.

After very inappropriate behaviour, the bartender asks the rope to leave.
The rope leaves and gives itself a makeover by unravelling himself at the top and tying himself into a knot.
It returns the next day and the bartender asks Aren't you the same guy yesterday?
It says: I'm a frayed knot.

Baby name

A gal asks her mother for advice on how to get her boyfriend to propose. Her mom suggests not asking directly, but instead asking what he would name their baby, if they had one.
So, after s**... one night, she asks her boyfriend, If we had a son, what would we name him?
Her boyfriend tied a knot at the top of the spent c**... and said If he gets out of that, we're calling him Houdini .

What hairstyle is best for travelling fast in a boat?

Top knot of course.

A rope walks into a bar

The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here."
The rope leaves and cuts the top of his hair.
He comes back the next day and the bartender says, "are you that rope I kicked outta here yesterday?"
The rope says, "I'm a frayed knot."
Then he gets shot in the face.

The fashion of the present draws from the past...

Jesus slippers and Samurai top knots

I don't understand the hate for man buns

I think they're top knots.

Three strings walk into a bar...

and want to order a couple of beers. The first string goes up to the bartender and asks"Hey, 3 beers for my friends and I please.". The bartender replied"I don't serve your kind here.". The string goes back to the table and says"Sorry guys, he doesn't serve our kind..". Eager to get beers for him and his buddies, the second string goes up to the bartender and asks"Hey, can you get me 3 beers for my friends." He yet again replied with " Look buddy I told yer friend I don't serve your kind here!". The string comes back angry. "Still wont serve us.". The final string, fed up with being denied drinks, ties himself into a knot, and frayed the top of his head and says "watch this, I will get us beers." and walks up and says to the bartender"Hey man, can you get me three beers." The bartender says "Oh, sure coming right u- wait WAIT A MINUTE. I thought I told your buddies I DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND!". The string replies with"I'm a frayed knot."


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Top Knot One Liners

Which top knot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with top knot? I can suggest the ones about haircut up and knot.

  1. What hairstyle is best for travelling fast in a boat? Top knot of course.
  2. The fashion of the present draws from the past... Jesus slippers and Samurai top knots
  3. I don't understand the hate for man buns I think they're top knots.