Tooting Jokes
5 tooting jokes and hilarious tooting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tooting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I taught my pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today
He went from Barking to Tooting in about 15 minutes
I saw a man on the London Underground, teaching his dog to play the trumpet.
He went from Barking to Tooting
Why did the Trumpeter get in trouble?
He got caught tooting his own horn.
I'm pretty good at . . .
Tooting my own horn.
Last time I rode the train in London, I taught my dog to play the trumpet.
We went from Barking to Tooting.
(you may need to be British to get this joke but trust me it's amazing)
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