Toothpick Jokes
29 toothpick jokes and hilarious toothpick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about toothpick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Toothpick Short Jokes
Short toothpick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toothpick humour may include short toothbrush jokes also.
- Did you hear that they're not going to be making toothpicks any longer? Turns out they're long enough as they are.
- Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other,
"When did this place get a bus?" - Two toothpicks are walking along when they see a needle One toothpick says to the other "Hey look, a robot!"
- Did you know that the toothpick was invented in Arkansas? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethpick.
- Two toothpicks are walking through the forest, a hedgehog walks past them. The one toothpick says to the other one: "i didn't knew that there is a busstop over here"
- What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? They both poke around in old food
- Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other "Look, a bus!"
- With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
- I had to buy colored toothpicks for a project but I was on a budget So I had tooth pick only one color
- I got a sample set of contacts from Costco The toothpicks in the contacts got splinters in my eyes.
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Toothpick One Liners
Which toothpick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toothpick? I can suggest the ones about popsicle stick and dental floss.
- What's the difference between arsenal and a toothpick? A toothpick has 2 points.
- How do you keep a silkworm in line? Beat it with a toothpick
- Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking.
- What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive.
- How do chinese babies eat? by using toothpicks.
- So a toothpick walks down the street Meets hedgehog and says: is this bus going downtown?
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks. - Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
- Yo mama so bald headed she uses a toothpick as a comb.
- Don't throw your toothpicks in the urinals... The c**... have learned to pole vault.
- You might be a r**... if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
- Yo' Mama is so s**..., she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
- Toothpicks should change their name To Gum-p**...
Cheeky Toothpick Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about toothpick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tooth pull jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toothpick pranks.
Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest,
... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."
[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]
Restaurant signboard
A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the bill"... A man entered the restaurant and ate as much as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill. He laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "my grandchildren will pay" The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's bill".
Paying forward
A signboard outside a restaurant read
"Eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill".
A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing. The waiter gave him the bill. He laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay" ! The waiter politely replied, " Sir, This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"........The man fainted....
Ideas are many to make Money.
A family is at dinner, after they finish, they pick up some toothpicks.
A family is at dinner, after they finish, they pick up some toothpicks. The son notices the father has taken two toothpicks, while the rest of the family have only taken one.
The Dad places one toothpick in his pocket, noticing his son's confused face, he tells him, It's for Ron .
Who's Ron
Later Ron .
How do you know if a r**... is a gentleman?
After he picks his teeth, he offers you the clean end of his toothpick.
