Toothpaste Jokes

Funniest Toothpaste Short Jokes

Short toothpaste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toothpaste humour may include short toothbrush jokes also.

1. A girl walks into a dry cleaner She drops off her dress and turns to leave. The owner says, "Come again!". She says, "No it was toothpaste this time."
2. Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion
3. Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste! It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days.
   It's been 2 weeks and I'm still Asian.
4. If dentists make all their money from bad teeth... ....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.
5. My girlfriend pointed next to her on the bed and said come here . I took a closer look and it was actually just toothpaste.
6. My toothpaste fell off of my brush and right onto the floor before I got to brush I was Crestfallen
7. I call my toothpaste "Death".... ....then I tell women, "I had a brush with Death this morning."
8. Everyone knows part of the way toothpaste works is by equalizing the acidic substances in your mouth. I mean, it's basic science.
9. I am never recommending anyone Colgate Whitening toothpaste ever again... I have been using it for two weeks and I'm still Indian.
10. TIL that with every breath I take, about 4 people on this planet die. I wonder if I should try a different toothpaste.

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Toothpaste One Liners

Which toothpaste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toothpaste? I can suggest the ones about mouthwash and dental floss.

1. Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal? The media are calling it Colgate...
2. I am like Colgate toothpaste when I dance Noticeably White
3. I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen.
4. My extra sensitive toothpaste ... doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
5. What type of instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste
6. What do you call it when Richard Nixon hides the toothpaste? Colgate
7. How did the man feel when he dropped his tube of toothpaste? Crest-fallen
8. What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate.
9. What kind of toothpaste does Thor use? Arm and Hammer.
10. I always feel bad using a new toothpaste In front of my extra sensitive one.
11. What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars.
12. Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning. I was crestfallen.
13. What would be a good toothpaste slogan in Gotham? I believe in Pepso-Dent.
14. What does the Night's King brush his teeth with? Wightening toothpaste.
15. What toothpaste do ants use? MicroScope

Colgate Toothpaste Jokes

Here is a list of funny colgate toothpaste jokes and even better colgate toothpaste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend got a job recently as the security guard at a toothpaste factory... He's a Colgate-keeper
• Which female rapper is the spokesperson for Colgate toothpaste? Clean Ma-teefa
• What do elves use for toothpaste? OrnaMINT
  just kidding its Colgate
• How do you send a Conservative into a frenzy? Buy Colgate toothpaste at Target!

Uplifting Toothpaste Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about toothpaste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brush your teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toothpaste pranks.