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26 toothless jokes and hilarious toothless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about toothless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find yourself a collection of hilarious toothless dragon jokes! Whether you're looking for jokes about missing teeth, gummy smiles, or new dental hygiene habits, you'll find something to put a smile on your face. See if you can guess the punchline before the toothless dragon!

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Funniest Toothless Short Jokes

Short toothless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toothless humour may include short legless jokes also.

  1. Why is the deep south US the safest place to relocate during the zombie apocalypse? Toothless zombies can't bite.
  2. How to train your dragon 3 will be great and interesting. Toothless will finally meet toothpaste.
  3. I went to the dentist today... I am now toothless.
    Get it like the dragon. I will show myself out
  4. A toothless b**... walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?
  5. A toothless b**... A toothless b**... walks into a bar and asks...
    "Where's the bar tender?"
  6. What do you call a toothless p**... in Mayberry? g**... Pyle
  7. If you received a b**... from a toothless Japanese woman, Would you call that oralgumi?

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Toothless One Liners

Which toothless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toothless? I can suggest the ones about missing teeth and losing teeth.

  1. What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear
  2. A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked... "Is the bar tender here?"
  3. What succeeds? A toothless parrot.
  4. A toothless termite.. Walks into a bar and hollars ," Hey, where's the bar tender?!"
  5. What did the toothless termite ask when he went to the pub? "Is the bar tender here?"
  6. A toothless termite walks into a pub and says Is the bartender here?
  7. What did the toothless termite said when he entered a bar ? Is bar-tender in here ....😂
  8. What do you call a toothless guy with Parkinson's? A strawman.
  9. What did the toothless gourmand always wish he had before meals? Aperitif.
  10. What was the first Capital of the toothless cur confederacy? Mutt-gummy
  11. A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed
  12. Without Luis Suarez playing, you could say FC Barcelona is... ...toothless.
  13. What does a toothless, homeless, widower old man ask for? 2000 Wives.
  14. What do you call a toothless cannibal? A can'tibal
  15. Why can't toothless ever calm down in the movie? He can't chew ^I'm ^^soooo ^^^sorry

Toothless joke, Why can't toothless ever calm down in the movie?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about toothless can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of toothless puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Toothless Jokes

What funny jokes about toothless you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tooth fairy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make toothless prank.

So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a n**... beach.


A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.
Then the g**... flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, Why don't you play the flute instead of the bongos?

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.
The other is getting o**... s**... from an 90-year-old toothless woman.
They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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Don't look down.

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting o**... s**... from an 90-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?


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Old geezers sharing jokes

Group of old geezers been getting together at the same bar for decades. They always tell each other jokes. After awhile they know all the jokes so well, they just designate a number. Like ole Joe would say, 103, and everybody would be laughing their a**... off. One day a toothless Jack said 10,587! Everyone just roared, and roared and roared! Somebody whispered to his buddy, what's so funny about dat? His buddy said, Cause we haven't heard that one before!

Toothless joke, What did the toothless termite ask when he went to the pub?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these toothless jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.