Toothbrush Jokes
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Short toothbrush jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toothbrush humour may include short toilet brush jokes also.
- TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
- You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.
- Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
- You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
- How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Indiana? Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
(Hoosier here) - What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
- My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
- How do you know the toothbrush is a British invention? If it was invented elsewhere, they'd call it a teethbrush.
- TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
- Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush... I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.
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Toothbrush One Liners
Which toothbrush one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toothbrush? I can suggest the ones about brush teeth and toothpaste.
- The sonicare toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say.
- My dad bought me a Sonicare toothbrush I guess he just wanted me to know.
- I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?
- You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush.
- What's long and hard, and hairy at one end? A toothbrush.
- What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush.
- What does a gorilla brush his teeth with? A toothbrush.
- I needed to buy a new toothbrush but they were all out of Reach
- What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
- What do you call a toothbrush for elephants? A tuskbrush
- Alligators are onery because they got all them teeth And no toothbrush.
Source:waterboy - Ever use an expensive toothbrush? It's breath-taking
- What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up? Brush Limbaugh
- I bought one of those blue tooth toothbrushes the other day... It's a bit of a mouthful
- Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room.
Hilarious Toothbrush Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about toothbrush you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brush your teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toothbrush pranks.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush!
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
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What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!
toothbrush origin
I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush
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Guess who i am
I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either s**... or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
What do a texas twister and a texas divorce have in common???????????????
Either way the trailer gets split in half.
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Texas?????
because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush
Joke... What did you expect?
A man asks his wife:
Why don't you get upset when I yell at you?
Wife:
I clean the toilet.
Man:
How does that help?
Wife:
I use your toothbrush.
:-)
What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
What's six inches long, goes back and forth in your mouth, and has white stuff at the very end?
Your toothbrush, of course!
My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush.
So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'
TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays banjo in his spare time.
Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.
Annoying husband
Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....
My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, "If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."
"Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."
A new toothbrush is a lot like a new girlfriend...
All the bleeding is both confusing and nostalgic
For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush.
It was a trans-in-dental moment.
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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
After many years of marriage, my wife still gets mad when i use her toothbrush.
How else can you get dogshit off your shoes?
Today I learned that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama...
If it had been invented somewhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.
My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...
...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
Trump's New Toothbrush brand
Our Slogan is Trump's new toothbrush brand will make your teeth whiter than Trump's vision of America!
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Appalachia?
Because otherwise it would be called a "Teethbrush."
TIL: The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas.
Had it been invented anywhere else, they would have called it the teethbrush.
I have this idea for a toothbrush, but don't have any money to fund development...
I've decided to try a kicks-tartar
A password is like a toothbrush
change it every six months and never give it to anyone else
A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but
she always keeps her cool.
He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?"
"I scrub the toilet" his wife replies
"I don't get it?!" He says
"I use your toothbrush"
I went to the doctor for a rash...
Doctor: What toiletries are you using?
Me: Steven's soap, Steven's shampoo, Steven's toothpaste and Steven's toothbrush.
Doctor: Huh, so is Steven's a foreign brand?
Me: No, Steven is my roommate.
Woman Talks
An elderly couple talk in the evening: Honey,
I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
And that helps? Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.
This old Scottish friend of mine has saved every toothbrush he has used since childhood!
He even puts them both out on display occassionaly.
Why is a toothbrush called a TOOTHbrush and not a TEETHbrush?
It was invented in Tennessee
You're in the Army Now
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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Did you hear o**...-B and Queen Latifah are making a toothbrush together?
It's called clean-ya-teefah!
Husband notices that after every fight...
...wife goes to the bathroom and locks for 10mins. When she is back everything is back to normal. This piques his curiosity.
So, he decides to ask her about it.
Husband: Honey, I've notice that everytime we fight, you go and lock the bathroom. What about it? Tell me about your coping mechanism?
Wife: I clear my head by thoroughly cleaning the toilet
Husband: oh yeah, I've noticed the toilet is extremely clean.
Wife: well, your toothbrush really hits the stop
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WHAT HAPPEN TO MAN WHO USE OWN HAIR AS TOOTHBRUSH
HE QUICKLY GO BALD... ALSO TOOTHBRUSH NOT WORK EFFECTIVE
h**... h**... h**...
A girl loses her toothbrush.
She walks into her boyfriends room,
"Hey babe, could I borrow your toothbrush? Can't find mine."
"Sure thing, just give it a little tug to get the toothpaste out."
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"Hey, Gerry, give me a joke."
"I used your toothbrush to clean the toilet."
"And the punchline is?"
"Jokes are half-meant."
"g**..., Gerry!"
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What did h**... do when his toothbrush wore down?
He used the hair from the mustache.
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Feminist brushes her teeth...
The toothbrush r**... her!!😲🤤😢😭
20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.
20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.
So if anyone knows another way to get the dirt out from my sneakers, I'm all ears.
P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?
P2: i don't know
P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit
What goes back and forth, makes white stuff, and feels different if you use your other hand?
A toothbrush
A couple is fighting more than usual these last few years...
After each fight the wife goes directly to the bathroom and cleans it. Once they make up the husband ask the wife
Why do you clean the bathroom every time we fight?
The wife looks at her husband, it's not only soothing but I use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet
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How did the gay t**... respond when his dentist (m) asked what toothbrush he wanted?
"Give me the o**..., B."
My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.
God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...
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I was taking a leak and used my stream to kill a fly
Better be the last time I see one of those b**... on my rommate's toothbrush
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A joke my 9 year old made up: How do you get p**... on your sister's forehead?
With dad's toothbrush
My dentist gives me a new toothbrush every check up which is nice because I save them for when a lady stays the night.
So far I have about a dozen of them saved up.
I'm giving up on these electric toothbrushes. Mine goes through 2 batteries a week and always starts to smell like fish.
On an unrelated side note, my girlfriend has been in a good mood lately.
You can tell that the toothbrush was created by the English
Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush
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Husband:Happy Birthday Babyyyyy!!!
Wife:Aww Thankyou sweetheart, What you get me?
Husband:It was a surprise, but you remember that pink Lamborghini car you wanted so bad?
Wife:o**... o**... o**... o**...! YES YES YES YES
I'm Screaming Right Now o**...!!!
Husband:Well, I got you a toothbrush, Same color.
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A boy from the backcountry was drafted into the Army.
On the first day, they issued him a comb. Later that day, the barber s**... his head.
The next day, they issued him a toothbrush. Later that day, the dentist pulled three of his teeth.
The next day, they issued him a jockstrap.
He has been AWOL ever since.
