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Short toothbrush jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toothbrush humour may include short toilet brush jokes also.

  1. TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
  2. You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.
  3. Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
  4. You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
  5. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If was created anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
  6. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.
  7. How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Because anywhere else it would've been called a teethbrush.
  8. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Indiana? Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
    (Hoosier here)
  9. How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush
  10. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush

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Toothbrush One Liners

Which toothbrush one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toothbrush? I can suggest the ones about brushing teeth and brush teeth.

  1. The sonicare toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say.
  2. My dad bought me a Sonicare toothbrush I guess he just wanted me to know.
  3. I just had a brush with Death Is it weird to name your toothbrush?
  4. You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush.
  5. What's long and hard, and hairy at one end? A toothbrush.
  6. What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush.
  7. What does a gorilla brush his teeth with? A toothbrush.
  8. I needed to buy a new toothbrush but they were all out of Reach
  9. What Is Bluetooth ? When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
  10. What do you call a toothbrush for elephants? A tuskbrush
  11. Alligators are onery because they got all them teeth And no toothbrush.
    Source:waterboy
  12. Ever use an expensive toothbrush? It's breath-taking
  13. What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up? Brush Limbaugh
  14. I bought one of those blue tooth toothbrushes the other day... It's a bit of a mouthful
  15. Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room.

Toothbrush joke, Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

Hilarious Toothbrush Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about toothbrush you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toothpaste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toothbrush pranks.

What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.


A toothbrush with toothpaste

What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

toothbrush origin

I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush

Guess who i am

I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either s**... or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush

Typical Johnny

Teacher asks the class if they can think of a sentence with the word 'contagious' in it.
After a long pause little Johnny puts his hand up. "yes Johnny, give it a go"
I was in the car with my dad and we were driving past one of our neighbours who was painting his garden fence with a toothbrush. My dad said "it's going to take that contagious to finish that"

How do you know a r**... invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

What do a texas twister and a texas divorce have in common???????????????

Either way the trailer gets split in half.
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Texas?????
because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush.

So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'

Annoying husband

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, "If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."

"Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas.

If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky...

Otherwise they would've called it a teethbrush!

For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush.

It was a trans-in-dental moment.

After many years of marriage, my wife still gets mad when i use her toothbrush.

How else can you get dogshit off your shoes?

You must be single.

A young woman was shopping at her local supermarket. She puts her items on the conveyer: A toothbrush, toothpaste, a half-gallon of 2% milk and a frozen pizza. The cashier calmly states, "You must be single." The woman looks at her items and back to the cashier, "Wow! How did you know that?" The cashier responds, "Because you you're ugly AF."

My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene

just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

Today I learned that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama...

If it had been invented somewhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...

...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!

TIL: The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas.

Had it been invented anywhere else, they would have called it the teethbrush.

Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush...

I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.

A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but

she always keeps her cool.
He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?"
"I scrub the toilet" his wife replies
"I don't get it?!" He says
"I use your toothbrush"

I went to the doctor for a rash...

Doctor: What toiletries are you using?
Me: Steven's soap, Steven's shampoo, Steven's toothpaste and Steven's toothbrush.
Doctor: Huh, so is Steven's a foreign brand?
Me: No, Steven is my roommate.

Woman Talks

An elderly couple talk in the evening: Honey,
I'm so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often.
How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?
I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.
And that helps? Yes, because I'm using your toothbrush.

Why is a toothbrush called a TOOTHbrush and not a TEETHbrush?

It was invented in Tennessee

You're in the Army Now

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

What is 5 inches long , goes in and out your mouth but only the top goes in ??

A toothbrush you freak !!

Husband: Honey, how do you stay so calm even after I shout at you and belittle you?

Wife: I have this amazing technique that always helps me calm down.
Husband: Really!? How does it work?
Wife: It's nothing big... I just clean the toilet.
Husband: (laughing) Wow, you really are an idiot! How does that calm you down?
Wife: Because I use your toothbrush!

Did you hear o**...-B and Queen Latifah are making a toothbrush together?

It's called clean-ya-teefah!

20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.

20 years later and my wife still gets upset when I use her toothbrush.
So if anyone knows another way to get the dirt out from my sneakers, I'm all ears.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in W. Virginia?

because if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called the teethbrush.

P1: what's the difference between a baby and a toothbrush?

P2: i don't know
P1: well, I'm never letting you babysit

What goes back and forth, makes white stuff, and feels different if you use your other hand?

A toothbrush

The toothbrush was invented in Alabama

If it were invented anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush.

A couple is fighting more than usual these last few years...

After each fight the wife goes directly to the bathroom and cleans it. Once they make up the husband ask the wife
Why do you clean the bathroom every time we fight?
The wife looks at her husband, it's not only soothing but I use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet

What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth?

A toothbrush

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because if it were anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.

My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.

God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...

I was taking a leak and used my stream to kill a fly

Better be the last time I see one of those b**... on my rommate's toothbrush

A joke from my grandfather who was a dentist for 40 years

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
Because everywhere else it would be a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the 'Deep South'?

Anywhere else, it would have been called a 'teethbrush'

A joke my 9 year old made up: How do you get p**... on your sister's forehead?

With dad's toothbrush

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in the south?

If it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called the teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

If it were it invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

The toothbrush had to have been invented in Alabama.

Because if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

My dentist gives me a new toothbrush every check up which is nice because I save them for when a lady stays the night.

So far I have about a dozen of them saved up.

Just learned that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas

If it were invented anywhere else it would have been call a teethbrush.

I'm giving up on these electric toothbrushes. Mine goes through 2 batteries a week and always starts to smell like fish.

On an unrelated side note, my girlfriend has been in a good mood lately.

How do you know the toothbrush is a British invention?

If it was invented elsewhere, they'd call it a teethbrush.

You can tell that the toothbrush was created by the English

Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush

The toothbrush was invented in Kentucky.

If it was invented in any other state, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Husband:Happy Birthday Babyyyyy!!!

Wife:Aww Thankyou sweetheart, What you get me?
Husband:It was a surprise, but you remember that pink Lamborghini car you wanted so bad?
Wife:o**... o**... o**... o**...! YES YES YES YES
I'm Screaming Right Now o**...!!!
Husband:Well, I got you a toothbrush, Same color.

A boy from the backcountry was drafted into the Army.

On the first day, they issued him a comb. Later that day, the barber s**... his head.
The next day, they issued him a toothbrush. Later that day, the dentist pulled three of his teeth.
The next day, they issued him a jockstrap.
He has been AWOL ever since.

Toothbrush joke, How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Indiana?

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