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Funniest Tooth Fairy Short Jokes

Short tooth fairy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tooth fairy humour may include short tooth jokes also.

  1. I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
  2. When I was a kid, I used to believe in such nonsense as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny. Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that rubbish anymore, thank God.
  3. As a child my parents used to tell me about the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
  4. Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
  5. A good lawyer, the Tooth-fairy, Santa Claus, and a homeless man are walking down the street, They see a 100$ bill, who gets it?
    The homeless man obviously, the rest are mythical creatures
  6. When I was a kid, I used to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that nonsense any more, thank God.
  7. I was DEVISTATED when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me.
  8. Posting OC before bed is like waiting for the tooth fairy You're always disappointed when you wake up
  9. The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.
  10. Tooth Fairy The only thing the tooth fairy teaches children is that they can sell body parts for money.

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Tooth Fairy One Liners

Which tooth fairy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tooth fairy? I can suggest the ones about fairy and teeth.

  1. Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.
  2. My dentist is gay I guess that makes him the tooth fairy.
  3. What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy
  4. How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.
  5. We're so poor We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps
  6. Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy.
  7. Where does a majority of a hockey player's salary come from? The tooth fairy
  8. What do you call a gay Vampire? A tooth fairy
  9. What's the Tooth Fairy's favorite time? Two thirty
  10. What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy.
  11. Who is the poorest in England? The Tooth Fairy!
  12. Not safe for kids Your parents are Santa clause AND the tooth fairy.
  13. The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Manti's girlfriend walk into a bar... Rimshot!

Charming Humor Tooth Fairy Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about tooth fairy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tooth pull jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tooth fairy pranks.

Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time.

.. then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.


"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to believe in."

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!

Little Johnny's dad asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees...

Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have s**..., I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"

I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...

I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Lawyer Riddle

A high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer and the tooth fairy are sitting at a table. There is a $20 bill in the middle of the table. All of a sudden, the lights in the room go off. When they come back on, the $20 bill is gone. Who took it?
The high priced lawyer, because the low priced lawyer and the tooth fairy are figments of your imagination.

What do you call a gay dentist?

A tooth fairy!
(Not mine, credit goes to my friend Kibbles and Bits)

Little Johnny and the Birds and the Bees

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to believe in."

I think beliefs are the core of humanity...

But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

I used to wonder why the tooth fairy never visited me...

Then I remembered I live in Kentucky.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and a drunk man are walking down a road. They see a coin on the floor. Who picks it up?

The drunk man. The other three are mythical creatures.

Who gets the money?

In a room there is a poor Nigerian man, a rich Nigerian man, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle of the room there is a million dollars. Out of the 4 who gets the millions dollars?
Obviously the poor Nigerian man because the other 3 do not exist.

DAD: Johnny, do youy know about the birds and the bees?

Little Johnny (Bursting into tears): "I dont want to know!"
Father: "Whats wrong?"
LJ: Oh dad, first there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter bunny and finally no Tooth-Fairy. If you are about to tell me grown-ups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to beleive in!

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a hobo are walking down the street when they simutaneously see a $100 bill. Who gets it?

The hobo. The rest are mythical creatures.

The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairy walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says What is this, some kind of joke?

Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?

Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

When I grew up my parents always told me about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy...

Now that I'm older I don't believe in any of that made up nonsense, thank God!!!

When I was a kid, my parents fed me a lot of b**..., like believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But I finally started thinking for myself and realized it was all wishful thinking.

Thank you Jesus!

Don't tell me about the Birds and the Bees

A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know, the child said, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me. The dad was perplexed. Why don't you want to know?
When I was six, I got the 'there's no Easter bunny speech.' When I was seven, I got the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with there being no Santa. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I have nothing to live for!

I think my parents might be m**... heads.

The tooth fairy keeps taking my money and leaving behind teeth.

Both of my parents died in a car c**... when I was a kid.

Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny all forgot about me that year too.

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