Tonsillectomy Jokes
8 tonsillectomy jokes and hilarious tonsillectomy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tonsillectomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The Funniest Tonsillectomy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed.
So the doctor she asked "What's wrong?"
"Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal s**... life.
"Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon.
"You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy."
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.
She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have s**... again?"
He says, "You know, Miss Kandol, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy"
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
Toughest time of my Life
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.
What do you call an operation.
what do you call an operation to have your tonsils removed? a Tonsillectomy.
What do you call an operation to have your appendix removed? an Appendectomy.
What do you call an operation where a man has his tubes cut so he can't have children? a vasectomy.
What do you call an operation when a woman has a s**... change? an Add-a-d**...-to-me.
Surgical operations
When you get your tonsils removed: tonsillectomy
When you have your appendix removed: appendicectomy
When a woman has a s**... change: addadictomy
I've had a tonsillectomy last week but the doctor accidentaly removed my vocal cords.
I can't say how angry I am.
Went in for a tonsillectomy. Surgeon did a frontal lobectomy instead. I complained...
... really gave 'em a piece of my mind!
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