Tonne Jokes
6 tonne jokes and hilarious tonne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tonne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good tonne joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do me and my fridge have in common?
Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne
To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak...
You can't run but you can hide
How much do all the bones in a human body weigh?
A skelly tonne.
Which weighs more, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of bricks?
The tonne of feathers, because not only do you carry the feathers, you have to carry the burden of what you did to those poor birds.
I forgot my hard hat when I went to the building site...
Health and safety came down on me like a tonne of bricks.
The British pound is losing value so fast...
...so fast that they're renaming it the tonne to give the impression it still has weight.
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