Tongue Twister Jokes
25 tongue twister jokes and hilarious tongue twister puns to laugh out loud. Read bar jokes about tongue twister that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tongue Twister Short Jokes
Short tongue twister jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tongue twister humour may include short tongue jokes also.
- Police have arrested the world tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
- The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
- The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I hear they're going to give him a tough sentence.
- Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. If found guilty he'll be given a tough sentence.
- The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident. He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry
- What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested? They gave him a tough sentence!
- Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- What do you call four famished frogs fighting for five frightened flies? A *Tongue Twister*
~~ - How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know
P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it.
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Tongue Twister One Liners
Which tongue twister one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tongue twister? I can suggest the ones about tongue out and tip tongue.
- What makes a good tongue-twister? Well, it's hard to say...
- What do I like about a good tongue twister? It's hard to say...
- What makes a good tongue-twister? I don't know, its really hard to say.
- A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado... It was a real tongue twister.
- I like tongue twisters.
- What do deaf people call tongue twisters? Finger twisters
- Peter Piper picked a p**... of pickled peppers... That is dirty.... that tongue twister...
Happy Tongue Twister Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about tongue twister you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twister jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tongue twister pranks.
In and Out
(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fun to tell out loud.)
Once upon a time, a mama skunk had twin baby skunks, who she named In and Out.
One day when they were just wee skunks, In and Out went out to play. At lunchtime, Mama Skunk poked her head out and called out, "In and Out, it's time to come in!"
After a few minutes, Out comes in. Mama looks at him and says, "Out, where is In? I just told you both to come in!"
Out says, "In is still out." So Mama tells him "Well Out, you go right back out, find In, and bring him in!" So Out goes out, and within just a minute he comes back in with In.
Mama Skunk is amazed. She says, "Out, how on earth did you find In so quickly?"
Out shrugs and says, "Instinks."
I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learnt this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off to a tee..
I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.
I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.
Good Luck..
Released after 5 years for sheep rustling
Welsh tongue twister champion from
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I went on a vacation to Taiwan...
I asked around for tourist attractions
A peculiar man came up to me, inquiring about some \*discount\* s**... shop
When in Taiwan, am I right? Needless to say I was intrigued.
He said to me, "go down to da beach,
aska bout da tongue twister packege
my friend will make you happy"
So I went to the beach, as the man had suggested. I asked about the tongue twister package. I was not disappointed. If you're ever in Taiwan, make sure to visit that guy at the beach.
He sells shemales at the seashore.
