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Funniest Tongue Out Short Jokes

Short tongue out jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tongue out humour may include short sticking tongue out jokes also.

  1. Police have arrested the world tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
  2. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
  3. How to turn your tongue into very own super hero! Step 1: place tongue between teeth
    Step 2: bite down. Hard.
    Step 3: your tongue should now be Thor.
  4. Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool.
  5. Did you hear the one about rim jobs? It's very tongue in cheek.
    -came up with this while trying to fall asleep. Pretty sure it's OC
  6. People always tell me I shouldn't give my cat a bath... I don't see what the big deal is. Honestly, it's fine once I get all the hair off my tongue.
  7. Why do you always burn your tongue on coffee from the new Hipster coffee shop? Because you were drinking it before it was cool.
  8. What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
  9. Thought of this last night. This is probably not that good.... Why do people with sharp teeth have a hard time being quiet?
    It hurts to bite their tongue.
  10. TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous.

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Tongue Out One Liners

Which tongue out one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tongue out? I can suggest the ones about tongue and tongue cheek.

  1. The Human centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek.
  2. How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove
  3. What makes a good tongue-twister? Well, it's hard to say...
  4. Why do vegan insist on telling you they are vegan? They can't bite their tongues.
  5. I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue.
  6. How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove.
  7. My favorite word is drool. It just rolls off the tongue.
  8. My grandfather got his tongue cut out in a POW camp He doesn't like to talk about it.
  9. God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.
  10. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking coffee before it was cool.
  11. What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue
  12. You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
  13. How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool.
  14. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool.
  15. Did you hear the joke about rim jobs? Its very tongue-in-cheek!

Sticking Tongue Out Jokes

Here is a list of funny sticking tongue out jokes and even better sticking tongue out puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know that old fable about how your tongue will stick to an iron pipe if it's too cold? It's twuu.
  • As a kid, I used to stick my tongue out to flirt with girls. My parents disapproved. As an adult, the girl's parents disapprove.
  • did you know that you can not breath by your nose while your tongue is sticking out? hehe, bet you feel dumb right now!
  • TIL it is impossible to stick out your tongue while looking straight up Without looking really dumb.
  • Why did Albert Einsten stick his tongue out in one of his iconic photos? At the peak of his career he took matters lightly.
  • Do you know you can't breathe fast and stick your tongue out at the same time? Good boy!
    Now sit and roll.
  • What did the tongue say to the Popsicle stick? I'm feeling depressed.
  • Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore.
  • What do you say to a Russian cat sticking its tongue out at you? Cyka blep.
  • Old age An old man went to the doctor for his annual check up.
    The doctor asks the old man to show him his s**... organs.
    The old man sticks out his tongue and shows him two fingers.

Tongue Out Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tongue out you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tip tongue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tongue out pranks.

Buying a shoe

A man walks into a shoe store...
...and tries on a pair of shoes.
\- "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
\- "Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet.
\- "Try pulling the tongue out." offers the clerk.
\- "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.

I saw a Dwarf who had escaped from prison climbing over a chain link fence. As he was climbing down the other side he scowled and stuck his tongue out at me and ran away...

I said to myself "That was a little condescending"

A man walks into the Doctor's

"Doctor, Doctor! I've got a sore t**...."
The doctor goes,
"I know how to fix this, stand by the window and stick your tongue out."
The man complies and stands by the window for a good 5 to 10 minutes sticking his tongue out before he can't stand it anymore.
"Doctor, this seems ridiculous, are you sure it's going to help my sore t**...?"
"No, I just don't like the man across the road."

I bought some shoes from a b**... expert

I don't know how he tied them, because it was hard to pull the tongue out.

I bet you can't breath loudly with your mouth open and tongue out

Good dog!

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.