Tongue Kissing Jokes
14 tongue kissing jokes and hilarious tongue kissing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tongue kissing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tongue Kissing Short Jokes
Short tongue kissing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tongue kissing humour may include short kissing jokes also.
- What do you say when someone asks, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I tongue her. Badumm tsss...
- Today a girl sitting next to me at the food court said she bit her tongue, so I offered to kiss it better. Pepper spray really hurts!
- What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIRATE THAT KISSED THE PIRATE WOMANS TREASURE CHEST? His tongue got stuck in her b**...!
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Tongue Kissing One Liners
Which tongue kissing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tongue kissing? I can suggest the ones about tongue and licking.
- I like my kisses like my humor Very tongue-in-cheek
- Why do people fall over when kissing? Tongue-O-War
- What is grosser than g**...?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
Tongue Kissing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tongue kissing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tongue cheek jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tongue kissing pranks.
Johnny, Billy and Jimmy are discussing girls at their high school.
Johnny said, Mindy Carlson let me kiss her in the playground after Math—she's one of the greats.
That's nothing, said Billy, Madison let me kiss her with tongues in the gym after Chemistry—she's a Hall-of-Fame-girl.
Little Jimmy just shook his head. You know Becca Sampson? She'll go down in history.
I couldn't take my eyes off her
I kissed her parted lips, our tongues touched. One hand passionately kneaded her breast, tweaking her hardened n**....
As the other hand delved deep between her thighs I couldn't help but think, "This'll probably be the last open casket f**... I get invited to".
My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.
My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..
s**...
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "Hey, honey, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit s**...," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does... And it was a long, passionate, deep-tongued, lingering, thrilling kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are going to waste. You could be famous. Why are you committing s**...?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"