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41 tongue and groove jokes and hilarious tongue and groove puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tongue and groove that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tongue And Groove Short Jokes

Short tongue and groove jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tongue and groove humour may include short groove jokes also.

  1. A lesbian couple are building a house next to me... They're not going to use any studs. It's all tongue and groove.
  2. Why are lesbian carpenters the most successful? No Studs, everything is tongue & groove, and all projects are done lickety split!
  3. How can you tell a house was built by lesbian carpenters? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove.
  4. Did you hear about the all-lesbian construction company? They don't use studs. Only tongue and groove.
  5. Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove

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  6. How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter? There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
  7. Did you hear about the house the l**... built? Not a stud in the place, it's all tongue 'n' groove
  8. I'm building a brothel for l**.... No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
  9. Have you heard about the new condo complex for l**...? It's all tongue in groove construction. Not a stud in the whole place.
  10. Did you hear about the house the l**... built? It was all tongue and groove, and not a stud in sight.

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Tongue And Groove One Liners

Which tongue and groove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tongue and groove? I can suggest the ones about tongue and tongue cheek.

  1. How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove
  2. How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove.
  3. What is the best flooring for a lesbian couple? Tongue and Groove.
  4. The House that the Lesbian Built. It was all tongue and groove. Not a stud inside.
  5. What is a builder's favourite pickup line? I'd like to put my tongue in your groove.
  6. How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove.
  7. how many screws hold together a l**... bed? None it's all tongue and groove
  8. What type of construction do l**... use for their houses?? Tongue in groove
  9. What's a l**... favorite flooring Tongue in groove
  10. What is a l**... favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove
  11. Some l**... built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs.
  12. How do you know your in a l**... house? No studs. It's all tongue and groove

Tongue And Groove Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tongue and groove you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tip tongue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tongue and groove pranks.

What happens when two l**... build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Did you hear about the log cabin that was build by l**...?

There were no nails used, it was all tongue and groove.

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Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Did you hear about the house built by l**...?

There are no nails, screws, or studs and it's all tongue and groove.

Did you hear about the house the l**... built?

All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!

Did you hear about the l**... that built a house

yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove

Two l**... built a house without using nails...

It was all tongue in groove. Not a single stud in the house.

Why did the l**... house fall down?

Because there was too much tongue and groove and no studs.