The Best 9 Tong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tong jokes. There are some tong wei jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tong chink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Tong Jokes and Puns

I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learnt this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off to a tee..

I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.

I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.

Good Luck..

A tongue has no bones but it is strong enough to break a heart and..

is also strong enough to lift the pelvic bone.

Tongue anyone?

A man went to an ethnic restaurant for lunch and asked the waiter if there were any specials that day. The waiter beamed and said, we do have a marvelous tongue salad which our chef is very expert at preparing. The man said I would never eat anything that came out of a cows mouth. I'd rather die.
Without expression, the waiter said Then how about an egg?

What did Sisqo put in the salad?

Tong tong-tong tong tongs

Tongue Twister

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


Why cant the lesbians build a house?

All tong and groove but not a stud in sight!

A giraffes' tongue is 18 inches long. Good thing it's not 12 inches long. Otherwise, it would be a foot.

Tongue-in-cheek humor doesn't translate well online.

But that makes sense since the internet is really a place for head-in-ass exchanges.

What did the tongue say to the Popsicle stick?

I'm feeling depressed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tong ching jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tong boombox piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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