Tommy Wiseau Jokes

Funniest Tommy Wiseau Short Jokes

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1. What did Tommy Wiseau say to his wife when she was making pulled pork? You're tearing meat apart Lisa!
2. Tommy Wiseau was considering casting Dumbo as a lead actor He changed his mind because nobody would talk about the elephant in the room.
3. I'd dress as Tommy Wiseau for Halloween. But the costume and accessories aren't cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap.
4. Tommy Wiseau went around America greeting people named after letters. He went to Chicago: "Oh hai M"
   He went to Indianapolis: "Oh hai N"
   We went to Cleveland: "Oh hai O"
5. I really hate Tommy Wiseau's films. I walked out of The Room more than once.
   (Please don't kill me)
6. I feel bad for Tommy Wiseau
7. If you've never heard of Tommy Wiseau's The Room... you're tearing me apart!
8. What did Tommy Wiseau say when he tried p**... for the first time? "You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
9. What does Tommy Wiseau say after he's finished having s**...? I did nut

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Tommy Wiseau One Liners

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1. What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
2. Why didn't Rihanna date Tommy Wiseau? Because he did not hit her.
3. Tommy Wiseau walks into Communist Party HQ Oh hai Marx
4. What did Tommy Wiseau get on his exam? High mark.
5. Why were Tommy Wiseau's classmates jealous of him? Because he had high marks
6. What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final? Oh, hi Marks!
7. Tommy Wiseau made a quick announcement today He said " oh hi March"!
8. What is Tommy Wiseau's favorite state? O Hai O
9. What is The Room director Tommy Wiseau's favorite town in California? Ojai
10. Tommy Wiseau was my favorite college professor He always gave me hai marks
11. What did Tommy Wiseau say when he visited Facebook HQ? Oh, hi Mark.
12. What kind of insurance does Tommy Wiseau have? Highmark
13. What does Tommy Wiseau say when he enters his favourite US state? Oh hi, OH
14. Did you know Tommy Wiseau wrote a poem? Oh, Haiku.
15. What's Tommy Wiseau's favorite state? Ohio.

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