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I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
I want my tombstone to read..
When I said I wanted to be buried under an apple tree, I meant AFTER I was dead!
How did pharaohs get all the money for their fancy tombs?
Through pyramid schemes.
Why is it so hard to read inscriptions in tombs?
Because it's very cryptic
Dentist's tombstone:
"Here lies Frank Serra, filling his last cavity".
Why does Donald Trump not want to be buried between the tombs of Roosevelt and Eisenhower?
He's still alive.
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