Tomb Jokes
58 tomb jokes and hilarious tomb puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tomb that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these hilarious jokes about tomb raiding, graveyards, crypts and archaeologists! From jokes about daring tomb raiders to archaeologist puns, we've got something for everyone. So, grab your hat and whip and get ready to laugh!
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Funniest Tomb Short Jokes
Short tomb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tomb humour may include short mummy jokes also.
- If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?
- Breaking news from Egypt: they found a tomb covered in chocolate and nuts. They said it was a Pharaoh Rocher.
- Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
- Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently? The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche! - Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider At the time, they were cutting edge.
- A New tomb has been unearthed in Eqypt Archeologists found a mummy wrapped in gold foil and knew they had found the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
- Today I went to visit my dead grandparents but I accidentally visited the wrong tomb It was a grave mistake
- I was asked to lay new flooring in a pharaohs tomb. They told me to start at the bottom and work my way up. It wasn't quite a pyramid scheme but it did involve multi level carpeting.
- Did you hear about the new tomb that they found in Egypt? It contains hazelnuts and coco and experts think that the tomb belonged to the...Ferrero Rocher
:))) - Why does Donald Trump not want to be buried between the tombs of Roosevelt and Eisenhower? He's still alive.
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Tomb One Liners
Which tomb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tomb? I can suggest the ones about cave and coffin.
- I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
- What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone? BILLY MAYS HERE!
- What do you call a body that's been buried in the wrong tomb? A grave mistake.
- Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot
- How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern...
- What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake.
- How did pharaohs get all the money for their fancy tombs? Through pyramid schemes.
- Why did the pharaoh visit his parent's tomb? He missed his mummy.
- Stalin's Tomb is a communist plot.
- Why is it so hard to read inscriptions in tombs? Because it's very cryptic
- Spooky Joke How do vampire's start all of their letters?
Tomb it may concern - What's written on the tomb of a robot? Rust in peace!
- What would Batman's tomb stone read? Good Knight
- Why is an Egyptian tomb like a train whistle? They have a toot in common.
- I'm writing a sequel to Hamilton Hamilton II: Be in the tomb where it happens.
Pyramid Tomb Jokes
Here is a list of funny pyramid tomb jokes and even better pyramid tomb puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I received an email from an Egyptian prince about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity He offered me a position doing construction on Egyptian tombs. Turned out it was just a pyramid scheme.
Tomb Raider Jokes
Here is a list of funny tomb raider jokes and even better tomb raider puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art.
- It's gonna be tough for Brad Pitt to start dating again. Everybody knows Tomb Raider sequels are terrible.
- In the next Tomb Raider movie, Lara Croft will have her own private plane It's called the Aircroft
Fun-Filled Tomb Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about tomb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cemetery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tomb pranks.
I walked in on two mummies making out.
I told them to get a tomb.
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
A man in a cemetery sees a couple laughing over the tomb of a famous boxer
A bit taken back by the inappropriateness, the man approaches the couple who point to the boxer's epitaph:
"You can stop counting, I'm not getting up"
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
He didn't count on this...
Dentist's tombstone:
"Here lies Frank Serra, filling his last cavity".
I want my tombstone to read..
When I said I wanted to be buried under an apple tree, I meant AFTER I was dead!
TIL: They found an unopened tomb in Egypt and a new Pharaoh last month
The strange thing was he was wrapped in foil - his name is Pharaoh Rocher
Some Roman soldiers are sitting in a bar, exchanging stories
One of the soldiers tell the others:
"I had the easiest shift the other night, just had to make sure this dead guy didn't crawl out of his tomb- slept through the whole thing."
As the soldier finishes, Jesus walks into the bar.
"April fool's"
What did it say on the stone covering Jesus' tomb?
Don't dead open inside.
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her first-grade class.
"Class," she said, "what were the first words Jesus said when he walked out of the tomb on Easter morning?"
A little girl waved her hand excitedly. "Ooh! Ooh! I know!" she said. "Pick me! Pick me!"
The teach smiled and said, "All right, Susie. What did Jesus say when he walked out of the tomb?"
Susie stood up proudly. "He said, 'TAH-DAH!'"
COWBOY TOMBSTONE JOKE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are below.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me
Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise
Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!
Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?
Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!
Henchman: How does that work?
Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.
Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the w**... to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the s**... to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the e**... to the resurrection."
If "w**..." is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced
"BOOM"
I hope that blew your minds
A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert
They uncovered the tomb, and entered its dark cobweb-filled caverns. After digging and digging, they reached the center of the tomb, a burial chamber filled with treasures.
And at the center of the chamber, a sarcophagus made of pure gold. And once they opened it, they found an unnamed body, in pristine condition, surrounded by a curious combination of chocolate, hazelnuts and wafers.
They decided to call him Pharoah Rocher.
An Egyptian pharaoh hired me to lay flooring at a tomb he was building. He said it wouldn't pay well at first but as I worked my way to the top I would reap the benefits. it wasn't quite a pyramid scheme
But it was multi level carpeting.
[old indian joke] while on a tour of Tajmahal, the guide was explaining how Shahjahan built this tomb for his wife due to grief.
My wife asked : would you build me one like this ?
I replied " I already bought vacant land, now it's your turn" .
..Did you hear the news....?
A new mummy was found in Egypt!
However it was found coverd in both chocolate and nuts.
After further investigation it was confirmed, this was indeed... Pharaoh roche living inside of tomb lerone
