Tomato Sauce Jokes
17 tomato sauce jokes and hilarious tomato sauce puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tomato sauce that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Tomato Sauce Short Jokes
Short tomato sauce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tomato sauce humour may include short tomato ketchup jokes also.
- My girlfriend told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list, so I did. Now I can't read it..
- A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me. So I said, You wanna pizza me?
- I ate a salad for dinner! It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.
Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.
And cheese.
... I had a pizza. - What do you call an Italian neighborhood full of crime, tomato sauce, prostitution and meatballs? The spaghetto
- What's the best thing to give a dog with a fever? Tomato sauce and mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
- What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit? Chicken Cacciatore
- A husband and a wife were having dinner… … the wife dropped some tomato sauce on her top and said 'ugh, I look like a pig'.
The husband responds 'AND you have tomato sauce on your top!' - "Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father." "Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
- What's the difference between spaghetti's complement and the pitches at a baseball game between members of an intergovernmental military alliance? One is some NATO toss, and the other's tomato sauce.
- I invented a new burger today. I call it the "i**... alien" It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.
Served with a free side of ICE.
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Tomato Sauce One Liners
Which tomato sauce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tomato sauce? I can suggest the ones about spaghetti sauce and tomato.
- [OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
- What did the runner say to the tomato sauce? Ketchup!
- What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta
Cheeky Tomato Sauce Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about tomato sauce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hot sauce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tomato sauce pranks.
Dinner
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
A long married couple sits in the kitchen.
The wife cooks something, while the husband sits at his table eagerly waiting for his meal. Suddenly the wife soils herself with tomato sauce and turns around to her loved one.
"Well, d**......Look at this, I look like a pig!"
To which the husband responds: "AND you soiled yourself..."
Sounds better in Viennese tongue...but, yeah...
Went I got home yesterday I found my wife on the kitchen floor with her best girlfriend lying on top of her, both n**..., with flat pasta and tomato sauce all over them.
"what is this?"I asked
"What does it look like?"
"It looks like a l**... on ya!"
Crisis averted?
Over the weekend I was sat next to a person eating a bowlful of those really fat pasta tubes in a tomato sauce. As I watched, one got nearer to the edge of the bowl but I couldn't mention it because the person was deep in conversation. I agonised for a few seconds wondering how I could stop a mess landing in the person's lap, but I couldn't think of anything. Yet, it was just then that the penne dropped.