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Tomahawks Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good tomahawks joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...

Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."
The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."

What song played as 59 Tomahawk missiles left the Navy base?

Assad, SAD situation

There is a new album exploding in Syria's topcharts

Sean Paul - Tomahawk Technique

How we can solve the issue with Syria....

Fill those tomahawk missles with Pepsi and it's all going to be right as rain.

I heard President Trump is a really good COD player.

Apparently he can tomahawk from across the map on command.

I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car

I once threw a tomahawk at my dad's car, leaving a n**... blemish in the passenger door.
My dad was OK with it, though, afterall... it was only an axe dent

I went for a tattoo.

I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back.
Half way through I said "put a tomahawk in his right hand."
"Tomahawk.?" "I have just finished his turban."


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