Tom Jones Jokes
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- A guy goes to the doctor. A guy goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual." - "Doctor! Doctor! I can't stop singing Delilah!" "It sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual..." - Doctor: I am afraid you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome. Patient: Is it common?
Doctor: It's not unusual. - My wife finds it strange that my toddler is a huge Tom Jones fan "Well, it's not unusual" i told her
- Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. He says That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. Is it common? I asked. " It's not unusual", he replied.
- My Doctor just diagnosed me with Tom Jones Syndrome... "Is it common?" I said.
"Well..." He replied
"It's not unusual" - I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition.
"It's not unusual". - Tom Jones visits the doctor… Doctor: Mr Jones, you have the common cold!
Tom Jones: what do you mean by common?
Doctor: It's not unusual! - "I hate when I can't remember the names of Tom Jones songs!" "Does it happen to you a lot?"
"It's not unusual." - Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal.
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Tom Jones One Liners
Which tom jones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tom jones? I can suggest the ones about tom hanks and milton jones.
- What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
- I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual
- I have been diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome It's not unusual.
- Doctor, I think I have Tom Jones disease Dr: it's not unusual...
- How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual
- Tom Jones Man: Doctor I think I'm Tom Jones
Doctor: Thats not unusual
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A man walks into the doctors office
A man walks into the doctors office and says: doctor doctor I keep bursting into song!
doctor:you have Tom Jones syndrome
man:Tom Jones syndrome? Is it rare?
Doctor:it's not unusual
Tom Jones Fever
A guy walks into his doctor's office one afternoon and says "Doc, I can't sleep. When I lay on my right side, I hear the song 'Delilah'. When I lay on my left side, I hear the song 'The Green Green Grass of Home', what's wrong with me?" The doctor pauses for a moment before saying "Oh dear lord...it sounds like a bad case of Tom Jones Fever" The man replies "Tom Jones Fever? I've never heard of that. Is it common?" The doctor says "Well, it's not unusual."
A man goes to the doctor ...
... and says "Doctor, I'm having a really strange problem. I can't get the song *What's New, p**...* out of my head.
Doctor says, "Well, it sounds like you may have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man opens his eyes wide. "I never heard of that before," he said. "Is it rare?"
Doctor shakes his head. "It's not unusual."
A man goes to the doctor...
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."
Tom Jones Syndrome
A woman goes to a doctor's office to get results back from a test she took a few weeks ago. The doctor sits her down and tells her "You have TJS, Tom Jones Syndrome." The woman, scared, asks "Is it rare?" and the doctor replies "It's not unusual"
Might have been Dr. Spaceman.
A woman walks into the doctor's and says, "Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "What songs are they?"
"'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'" the woman says.
The doctor says, "You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is that rare?" asks the woman.
The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual!"
A man goes to his doctor
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing What's New p**...."
"Oh, that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said the doctor.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that rare?"
"It's not unusual."
"Tom Jones Syndrome"
A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.
"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"
Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"
The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Is it common?" Jim asks
"Well it's not unusual"
First post.
Tom Jones' Disease
A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his problems. He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, p**...?"
If he sees a woman while on the street, he exclaims "She's A Lady!" which is really driving his wife crazy.
And speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jones' Disease"
"Tom Jones' Disease? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"
A guy goes to see his doctor...
He says to his doctor:
>Man: "Doctor, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... I keep singing it over and over, but it just won't go away...."
>Doctor: "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
>Man: "Oh no.... Is it serious?"
>Doctor: "Well, it's not unusual."
A guy goes to see his doctor...
He says, "Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home."
The Doctor says, "Hmmm, it sounds to me like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Tom Jones Syndrome, is that common?"
"It's not unusual."
Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
A guy visits a doctor's office
Guy: "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'What's New, p**...'. You have to help me."
Doctor: "Hmmm, it sounds like you have 'Tom Jones syndrome'."
Guy: "Is it common?"
Doctor: "It's not unusual."
A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me...
A man goes to the doctor and he says "Doctor, Doctor you've got to help me, I can't stop singing what's new p**..."
The doctor says "Seems like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome"
The man says "Well, what is it? Is it rare"
And the doctor goes "Well, It's not unusual"
A man goes to the doctor's office...
He tells the doctor "It's the strangest thing. Every time I see a cat, I can't help singing "What's new p**..., woah-oh-oh".
The doctor says "I've heard of this before! It's called 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" The man asks. "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"
A woman goes to the doctor due to some distressing symptoms.
She tells him she can't stop dancing and crooning ballads.
Ma'am, you have Tom Jones syndrome he says.
Oh no! Is it rare? She asks.
Well, it's not unusual....
" doctor I can't stop singing What's New p**...."
" I think you might have Tom Jones syndrome."
" is it rare?" " it's not unusual."
A guy says, ...
A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new p**...?"
The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."
Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
A man went to the doctor
He said: sir can you please help me, I can't stop singing What's New p**...! What do I do?
The doctor replied: that sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome
The man asked: Is it common?
The doctor responded: Well, it's not unusual.
A man goes to the doctor....
He says, "I don't know what's happening: I've grown a hairy chest, sideburns and I'm started talking in a Welsh accent.
"Ah", said the doctor, "I think you have Tom Jones sydrome".
"I've never heard of that", says the man, "is it very common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
A guy has had a song stuck in his head...
It's so overpowering that he can't get anything done, so he goes to a shrink to get help.
"You got to help me, I can't stop singing 'What's New p**...'."
The shrink replies, "That sounds like 'Tom Jones syndrome'."
"'Tom Jones syndrome'? I've never heard of that before, is it common?"
The shrink replies, "It's not unusual."
"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'What's New p**...'."
"Ah. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's w**... podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.
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90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!
I'm getting stronger, right?"
A guy goes to the doctor
He says, You got to help me, Doc! I have the song, What's New,p**... stuck in my head. It just keeps going around and around. It's driving me CRAZY!
Doctor replies, Hmmm, that sound like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Tom Jones Syndrome? Is that serious??
Well, it's not unusual.
A guy who is sick goes to the doctor
The doctor says you have what we call "Tom Jones disease."
The patient says "Oh my God! I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says "It's not unusual."
