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Funniest Tom Hanks Short Jokes

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  1. I met Tom Hanks once. He was so rude I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was thanks.
  2. Tom Hanks is the rudest celebrity I have ever met I asked for an autograph and all he wrote was Thanks.
  3. I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. It's called "You've Got Braille"
  4. Yesterday I found myself next to a Hollywood celebrity at a grocery store. Both of us were staring at the cream cheese section. I was …..watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks.
  5. In "Captain Sully", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly a plane on to the Hudson River That was falling with style
  6. Tom Hanks is extremely polite... In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying "T.Hanks"
  7. Tom Hanks was recently quoted talking about how much he disliked one of Stephen King's novels. T. Hanks: I hate It.
  8. The anniversary of Sully's heroic landing reminds us: You know you've succeeded in life if they cast Tom Hanks to play you in a movie... Either that or you're just a really lucky idiot.
  9. Middle America likes their gay people in movies like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia or Jake Gyllenhaal.... Strong, intelligent articulate and dead within an hour and 20 mins.
    Jerrod Carmichael
  10. Rumor has it Tom Hanks just signed a deal to star in a sequel to one of his greatest 80s blockbusters. Big, if true.

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Tom Hanks One Liners

Which tom hanks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tom hanks? I can suggest the ones about tom jones and tom brady.

  1. What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1
  2. I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks.
  3. What did Tom hanks do in the woods? He took a forrest dump.
  4. Tom Hanks is so nice… …every time he signs an autograph he writes T.HANKS
  5. Whats Tom Hanks Without Resistance? Tanks
  6. Authorities discover that Tom Hanks has killed thousands of people with kindness
  7. Guys I just found Tom Hanks' social media password It's 1Forrest1
  8. Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Tom Hanks walk into a bar...
  9. Tom Hanks' acting was so bad... That's why he got cast away
  10. What do Tim Allen and Tom Hanks have in common? They're Owen Wilson
  11. Tom Hanks deposits money. Tom Banks
  12. Why doesn't tom hanks need his crutches anymore? Because he threw his Cast Away.
  13. Tom Hanks on buying coffee machines for WH press corps 'Those poor b**... need coffee'

Tom Hanks Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie

Tom hanks says "I'll produce it"
Leonardo DiCaprio says "I'll direct it"
Matthew McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play Beethoven." Tom said, "I'd like to play Mozart." Arnie said "I'll be Bach"

Tom Hanks coronavirus joke

Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx.

There were elections in the United States.

Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why?
It was a vote of T. Hanks.

Tom Hanks walks into WB studios

Tom Hanks walks into the WB studios and enters one of the many conference rooms.
As he sits down for the read -through, he notices his fellow peers sitting at the table Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill's mustache, Gal Gadot and a couple of other people he was he was only vaguely familiar with. He picks up the script, looks at the first page and throws it back down on the table.
He throws his hands up and says, "I'd like a word with the director please. "
At this point, Zak Snyder steps out with him and asks, "What's the problem,Tom?".
Tom just looks at him and says, " I can't be in a movie with these guys, they're in a league of their own."