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3 Ducks walk into a bar and order 3 beers.

When the 1st duck gets his beer he tells the bartender, "Thanks man, my name is Tom." The bartender says "Nice to meet you Tom! How's your day been?" Tom replies "Man! I have had the best day ever... I have been in and out of puddles all day long. Couldn't ask for a better day!" The bartender congratulates Tom on having such a magnificent day and then turns to the 2nd duck and hands him his beer.
When the 2nd duck gets his beer he tells the bartender, "Thanks man, my name is Dick." The bartender says "Nice to meet you Dick! How's your day been?" Dick replies "Man! I can't remember the last time I had such a wonderful day! I have been in and out of puddles all day long. I will remember this day forever!" The bartender congratulates Dick on having such a magnificent day and then turns to the 3rd duck and hands him his beer.
The bartender says "Let me guess...your friend's names are Tom and Dick, so you must be Harry!" The 3rd duck glares at the bartender and says "No, you asshole. My name is Puddles and DON'T ask me how my fucking day has been!"

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3 Men on a bench

At lunch one day, Tom, Dick and Harry are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly, a man comes up and disrobes in front of them.

Tom was so shocked he had a stroke.

Dick was equally shocked and HE had a stroke.

Harry, being a little older and a little more feeble than the other two... he couldn't reach.

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600 Story Hotel

Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.

The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps

After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.

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Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party.

Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 storeys high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan to make the climbing easier. In the first 200 storeys, Tom would crack jokes. For the next 200 storeys, Dick would tell them a happy story and lastly Harry would tell a sad story. Next, they started climbing the steps. After two hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "OK guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs".

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I hate it when my wife generalises us (men) as having dirty minds...

Am not just any Toms' Dick in Harry, I said.

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World Cup

Ronaldo scored a hat trick during Portugal's World Cup yesterday. Salty Messi fans will say any Tom, Dick, and Harry could do that... But most of us know, not every Juan can.

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