Tolkien Lord Jokes
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- My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the lord of the rings trilogy. She's Tolkien in her sleep.
- Last night I dreamed I was the author of The Lord of the Rings. I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
- Did you hear? Copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded. They're Non-Fungible Tolkiens.
- Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre. He was Tolkien all the way through.
- Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity. Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy
- Best films of all time Lord of the rings and the Hobbit trilogies... Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.
- I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased. He though it was a Tolkien gesture.
- What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? "I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"
Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb. - Tried to explain to my girl the plot of Lord of The Rings... But it's clear she just doesn't understand what I'm J.R.R Tolkien about!
- Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings. When I woke up my wife said I had been Tolkien in my sleep...
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Tolkien Lord One Liners
Which tolkien lord one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tolkien lord? I can suggest the ones about hobbit lord and lord of the rings.
- What time did Tolkien finish Lord of the Rings? At elven o'clock.
- Seen that new Lord if the Rings pinball machine? It doesn't take coins it takes Tolkiens.
- What do you call the only black person in Lord of the Rings? The Tolkien minority
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What funny jokes about tolkien lord you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lord of the ring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tolkien lord pranks.
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I was trying to sleep last night. Here's what happened.
Some dude has this bed right beside mine, and he randomly started saying this:
"I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein. I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings..."
For f**...'s sake he was Tolkien in his sleep!
Middle Earth Dreamer
A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.
"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"
The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep."