tolkien Jokes

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Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Tolkien? Well here is a complete list of the top tolkien jokes:

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.


My girl keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!".

Always Tolkien in her sleep...


What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?

A Tolkien Ring Network


Middle Earth Dreamer

A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.

"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"

The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep."


I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I was Tolkien in my sleep.


Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.


What did the Irish Tolkien fan say when he boarded the plane?

Forth Aer Lingus!



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