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Short tolkien jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tolkien humour may include short autobiography jokes also.

  1. My girl keeps having disturbed dream, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!". Always Tolkien in her sleep...
  2. My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the lord of the rings trilogy. She's Tolkien in her sleep.
  3. Last night I dreamed I was the author of The Lord of the Rings. I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
  4. Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'. I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep...
  5. My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams My partner keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Mordor!" and "Gandalf!"
    Always Tolkien in their sleep...
  6. Did you hear? Copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded. They're Non-Fungible Tolkiens.
  7. What's it called when you try to appear PC by conspicuously including little people in your company's ad material Tolkienism
  8. Last night I dreamed I was the author of a successful fantasy series… Wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep
  9. I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep.
  10. I had a dream last night that I was reading Lord of the Rings to people. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

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Tolkien One Liners

Which tolkien one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tolkien? I can suggest the ones about trilogy and hobbit.

  1. I dreamt that I wrote the Hobbit the other day Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep
  2. What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers? A Tolkien Ring Network
  3. Last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings... I was Tolkien in my sleep.
  4. I had a dream last night I invented Lord of the Rings. I was Tolkien in my sleep.
  5. I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit
  6. New digital LOTR trading card JPEGs for sale!!! Non Fungible Tolkien's
  7. What time did Tolkien finish Lord of the Rings? At elven o'clock.
  8. I dreamt once I wrote lord of the rings, it turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
  9. You Tolkien to me?!" - Hobbit de Niro.
  10. What do you call the only black person in Lord of the Rings? The Tolkien minority
  11. Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship? He was the Tolkien minority.
  12. Seen that new Lord if the Rings pinball machine? It doesn't take coins it takes Tolkiens.
  13. If J.R.R. Tolkien and Samuel Beckett collaborated... Would we get waiting for Frodo?
  14. Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, "And My Fax".
  15. There's a new Tolkien book about an Elven girls' school. Mallorny Towers.

Tolkien Lord Jokes

Here is a list of funny tolkien lord jokes and even better tolkien lord puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre. He was Tolkien all the way through.
  • Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity. Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy
  • Best films of all time Lord of the rings and the Hobbit trilogies... Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.
  • If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy.
  • I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased. He though it was a Tolkien gesture.
  • What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? "I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"
    Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
  • Tried to explain to my girl the plot of Lord of The Rings... But it's clear she just doesn't understand what I'm J.R.R Tolkien about!
  • Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings. When I woke up my wife said I had been Tolkien in my sleep...

Tolkien Hobbit Jokes

Here is a list of funny tolkien hobbit jokes and even better tolkien hobbit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • People have been so nice lately that Ive begun to give them a copy of The Hobbit every time. You know, as a Tolkien of my appreciation.
  • "The Hobbit" was one man's gift to the world A mere Tolkien of appreciation for all the world had done for him
Tolkien joke, "The Hobbit" was one man's gift to the world

Jrr Tolkien Jokes

Here is a list of funny jrr tolkien jokes and even better jrr tolkien puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why doesn't JRR Tolkien have a twitter account? Because he killed all 140 characters.
  • Doctor: we had to remove your appendix **JRR Tolkien:** but that's where I explain why elves hate dwarves
Tolkien joke, Doctor: we had to remove your <a href="/appendix-jokes.html" title="Appendix jokes">appendix</a>

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I was trying to sleep last night. Here's what happened.

Some dude has this bed right beside mine, and he randomly started saying this:
"I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein. I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings..."
For f**...'s sake he was Tolkien in his sleep!

Middle Earth Dreamer

A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.
"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"
The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep."

Last night I was dreaming...

So last night I was dreaming that I was writing *The Hobbit* and *The Lord of the Rings* books but my wife complained that I was very loud and disturbed her sleep.
Apparently I was tolkien in my sleep.

A Little Known Fact About the Works of J.R.R Tolkien

For his Eleventy-first birthday, instead of fireworks, Bilbo initially asked Gandalf if he could bring the band that plays Dream Police to perform a concert at the party.
This enraged Gandalf however, as Bilbo Baggins took him for some conjurer of Cheap Trick.

Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

Have you noticed that there is no mention of any kind of mushroom on middle earth, through the entire LOTR trilogy?

It was created by a non fungi-ble Tolkien

Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier?

Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about

What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie?

They're the tolkien white guys of the film.

You think Harry Potter is better than LOTR

Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave...
JK i don't want to offend any fans

Tolkien joke, "The Hobbit" was one man's gift to the world

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