tolkien Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious tolkien puns

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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My girl keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!".

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

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Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'.

I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep...

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What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?

A Tolkien Ring Network

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Middle Earth Dreamer

A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.

"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"

The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep."

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Last night I was dreaming...

So last night I was dreaming that I was writing *The Hobbit* and *The Lord of the Rings* books but my wife complained that I was very loud and disturbed her sleep.

Apparently I was tolkien in my sleep.

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Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...

Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.

Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.

When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"

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I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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I had a dream last night I invented Lord of the Rings.

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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I had a dream last night that I was reading Lord of the Rings to people.

Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

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I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien

But then I kicked the hobbit

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Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier?

Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about

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I dreamt once I wrote lord of the rings,

it turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.

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Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.

He was Tolkien all the way through.

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You Tolkien to me?!"

- Hobbit de Niro.

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Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?

He was the Tolkien minority.

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Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity.

Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy

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What do you call the only black person in Lord of the Rings?

The Tolkien minority

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If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington....

...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy.

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Do you want to hear the best Lotr joke?

What are you Tolkien about?

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People have been so nice lately that Ive begun to give them a copy of The Hobbit every time.

You know, as a Tolkien of my appreciation.

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What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie?

They're the tolkien white guys of the film.

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If J.R.R. Tolkien and Samuel Beckett collaborated...

Would we get waiting for Frodo?

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

"I don't know what you're Tolkien about!"

Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased.

He though it was a Tolkien gesture.

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Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office...

It's titled, "And My Fax".

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It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves

Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority

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"The Hobbit" was one man's gift to the world

A mere Tolkien of appreciation for all the world had done for him

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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What do you call a Tolkien tree creature that bears a certain type of fall fruit?

I don't know either, but it should be A Pear Ent.

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There's a new Tolkien book about an Elven girls' school.

Mallorny Towers.

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What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects?

An *Ent*omologist

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You think Harry Potter is better than LOTR

Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave...

JK i don't want to offend any fans

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What's snoop dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

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Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings.

When I woke up my wife said I had been Tolkien in my sleep...

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How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What did the Irish Tolkien fan say when he boarded the plane?

Forth Aer Lingus!

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Tried to explain to my girl the plot of Lord of The Rings...

But it's clear she just doesn't understand what I'm J.R.R Tolkien about!

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Why doesn't JRR Tolkien have a twitter account?

Because he killed all 140 characters.

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A new fighting game based off of the works of Tolkien came out

It's called Mordor Kombat.

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What are the best Tolkien puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Tolkien? Well, here are the best jokes about Tolkien to have fun with.

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