tolkein Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tolkein puns

Tolkein in puns

Is a very bad hobbit.


Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter?

He said to his friend, "Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"


How does J R.R. Tolkein dispose of dead bodies?

Boil 'em Mash 'em Stick 'em in a stew


Why are there no clowns in the Lord of the Rings books?

The author considered it, but realized that the introduction of such a character would be only a Tolkein Jester.


What are the most funny Tolkein jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Tolkein? Well, here are the best Tolkein dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Tolkein pick up lines to share with friends.


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