Tolio Jokes
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Terrible diseases...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other n**... for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
DISEASE
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other n**... for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
A couple on honeymoon in hotel room u**.... The groom removes his socks and the bride asks: "What's wrong with your feet, your toes look all mangled?"
Groom: "I had Tolio as a child."
Bride: "You mean Polio?"
Groom: "No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes."
The groom then removes his pants and the bride asks: "What is wrong with your knees, they are lumpy and deformed?"
Groom: "As a child I had Kneasles."
Bride: "You mean Measles?"
Groom: "No Kneasles, a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The Bride then removes his boxers and the bride asks: "Why are you spotted?"
Groom: "As a child I had smallpox."
Bride: "I hope you don't mean SmallCox!"
A young couple on their wedding night. . .
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began u**....
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the u**... continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
She finally said, "Don't tell me, let me guess . . . smallcox?"
Newlyweds went on their honeymoon...
and were getting undressed to be together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks, revealing some grotesque toes.
"What happened to your feet?" she asked.
"As a child I suffered from tolio." he replied.
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio. It only affects the toes."
He proceeded to remove his pants and she saw that his knees were twisted and contorted.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"You see, I also had kneesles." he answered.
"You mean measles?"
"No no, kneesles. It only affects the knees."
When he removed his boxers his wife exclaimed "Wait, don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
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