The Best 29 Tokyo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tokyo jokes. There are some tokyo weeb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tokyo wassah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tokyo Jokes and Puns

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo...

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

Longest Drum Solo

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Tokyo joke, Longest Drum Solo

What did the cannibals eat in Tokyo?


British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York.

Luggage in Tokyo.

Tokyo Jetz joke

I'ma George Floyd your mutha**ckin’ ass.

Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

Tokyo joke, Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

What does a Japanese bakery thief say?

"I Tokyo cookie."

They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia

It's called Tokyo Lyft

Romania won 4 Olympic medals this year in Tokyo. 3 of them are from either sweep or sculling.

They must have a high degree of row mania over there.

What was it called when the Japanese forced all their best drivers to be in the Fast and the Furious movie?

Tokyo Draft

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What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

The head of the CIA tells you that he has a secret assignment for you to do.

Specifically, he tells you to meet him at a Tokyo restaurant and to wear an Asian costume.

When you ask him what exactly you need to wear an Asian costume for, he says:

"I want us to be secret Asians."

There are two kinds of Asians...

The kind you see drifting in Tokyo Drift, and the other you see drifting around roundabouts.

Two guys are drinking in a bar. One guy says to the other:"Did you know that in Tokyo every hour a man is ran over with a car?"

The other guy replied: Poor guy! How can anyone live like that.

Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo?

He *is* very good at ramen.

Tokyo joke, Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo?

Recently a new casino opened in Tokyo (Japan)...

It is called "Pokermon Go"

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo?

Neither did anyone else...

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe gives an opening speech at the Tokyo Olympics.

He walks up to the microphone. "O!" he says, which is followed by applause.

"O!" he says again, as an ovation.

"O!" he says again, and the audience stands up and cheers. Suddenly, an aide runs up to the podium.

"Prime Minister Abe," the aide whispers, "those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"

Last week I visited Japan. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all were great places.

But my favorite were Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those places were the bomb.

Breaking News: Russian Roulette to make a comeback in the Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympics.

Is this at least kinda funny? Asking for a friend...

What do you call it when someone breaks an Asians ankles In basketball?

Tokyo drift

What is it called when/ stoner poets riot in/ Tokyo, Japan?


What do you call a homeless person from Japan?

A Tokyo Drifter

What did the Spanish person say when he saw a cat in Tokyo?

"Ai a gato'

Why won't you find a feminists in Tokyo?

Whaling's still legal in Japan!

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

In Tokyo people go around and help prostitutes get out of the life and find them good jobs.

You know, trash correctors.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tokyo tourists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tokyo nuked piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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