The Best 5 Toilette Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Toilette jokes. There are some toilette toilet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these toilette restroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Toilette Jokes and Puns

A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England calls room service and asks for some pepper...

"What kind of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper?" asked the manager.

He replied, "Toilette pepper!"

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper "Black pepper, or white pepper? " asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper! "

My dog is so pretentious that...

...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.

Being a janitor doesn't leave you smelling great

It adds a whole new meaning to eau de toilette

What's that smell?

Girl: Eugh it smells like bleach in here
Guy: Sorry love it must be my aftershave, it's eau de toilette


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the toilette loo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working toilette lavatory piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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