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Toilette Jokes

5 toilette jokes and hilarious toilette puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about toilette that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good toilette joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England calls room service and asks for some pepper...

"What kind of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper?" asked the manager.
He replied, "Toilette pepper!"

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper "Black pepper, or white pepper? " asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper! "

My dog is so pretentious that...

...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.

Being a janitor doesn't leave you smelling great

It adds a whole new meaning to eau de toilette

What's that smell?

Girl: Eugh it smells like bleach in here
Guy: Sorry love it must be my aftershave, it's eau de toilette


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