Toga Jokes
23 toga jokes and hilarious toga puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about toga that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Toga Short Jokes
Short toga jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toga humour may include short gown jokes also.
- The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
- The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party. Everyone came dressed as goats.
- Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party? They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat.
- I remember when my Welsh roommate in college found out he was dyslexic He brought his girlfriend to a toga party
- My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic... She didn't like my toga but the o**... was great!
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Toga One Liners
Which toga one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toga? I can suggest the ones about tuxedo and fedora.
- Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.
- 2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.
- What did Zeus wear beneath his toga? Thunderwear!
- Dyslexia… I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
- My dyslexic friend just turned up at the toga party Dressed as a goat
- Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
- I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party. I turned up as a goat.
- If you've never been to a toga party.. You really don't know sheet.
- Who wears a toga and a face mask? The Roman Umpire.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Toga Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about toga you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tofu jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toga pranks.
A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece
He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.
The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"
The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
A time traveler tries to go back to the 1980's
But when he gets there, he sees a very old man wearing a toga.
Confused, he asks the man what if it's 1980. The man replies "Of course it's 19AD!"
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I just came up with this joke, so feel free to modify it, because as we can all see, I s**... at making jokes :)
