The Best 15 Toga Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Toga jokes. There are some toga eumenides jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these toga tunic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Toga Jokes and Puns

A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece

He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.

The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"

The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

Toga joke, 2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

A time traveler tries to go back to the 1980's

But when he gets there, he sees a very old man wearing a toga.
Confused, he asks the man what if it's 1980. The man replies "Of course it's 19AD!"
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I just came up with this joke, so feel free to modify it, because as we can all see, I suck at making jokes :)

The first time I realised I was dyslexic...

Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.


What did Zeus wear beneath his toga?

Thunderwear!

My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic...

She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!

Toga joke, My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic...

My dyslexic friend just turned up at the toga party

Dressed as a goat

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

Today I found out I have dyslexia...

I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party?

They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat.

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I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party.

I turned up as a goat.

I remember when my Welsh roommate in college found out he was dyslexic

He brought his girlfriend to a toga party

If you've never been to a toga party..

You really don't know sheet.

Togans, Fijiins, Kiwis, Aussies, Japanese, and Koreans..

May the fourth be with you.

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We suggest to use only working toga shirt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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