toga Jokes

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A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece

He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.

The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"

The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"

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A salesman knocks on the door and a little boy answers...

he's drinking his father's favorite scotch and smoking a fresh cigar while wearing his mother's favorite bedsheets as a toga.

"Are your parents home?" asked the salesman.

to which the boy replied, "Does it fucking look like it?"

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

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A time traveler tries to go back to the 1980's

But when he gets there, he sees a very old man wearing a toga.
Confused, he asks the man what if it's 1980. The man replies "Of course it's 19AD!"
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I just came up with this joke, so feel free to modify it, because as we can all see, I suck at making jokes :)

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The first time I realised I was dyslexic...

Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What did Zeus wear beneath his toga?

Thunderwear!

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My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic...

She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!

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Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party?

They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat.

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I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party.

I turned up as a goat.

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Today I found out I have dyslexia...

I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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If you've never been to a toga party..

You really don't know sheet.

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Togans, Fijiins, Kiwis, Aussies, Japanese, and Koreans..

May the fourth be with you.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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I realised I was dyslexic..

When I went to a toga party, dressed as a goat.

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I remember when my Welsh roommate in college found out he was dyslexic

He brought his girlfriend to a toga party

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