Toga Jokes

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A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece

He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.

The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"

The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

A time traveler tries to go back to the 1980's

But when he gets there, he sees a very old man wearing a toga.
Confused, he asks the man what if it's 1980. The man replies "Of course it's 19AD!"
I just came up with this joke, so feel free to modify it, because as we can all see, I suck at making jokes :)

The first time I realised I was dyslexic...

Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What did Zeus wear beneath his toga?


My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic...

She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!

My dyslexic friend just turned up at the toga party

Dressed as a goat

The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.

Everyone came dressed as goats.

Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party?

They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat.

I found out I was dyslexic when I got invited to a toga party.

I turned up as a goat.

Today I found out I have dyslexia...

I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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