Tofu Jokes

34 tofu jokes and hilarious tofu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tofu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the tastiest tofu jokes around! From noodle puns to funny comparisons with turkey and other vegetarian alternatives, these hilarious jokes about tofu are sure to leave you in stitches. Whether you're a fan of udon noodles or just love a good chuckle at some unique humor, these tofu jokes are sure to get your taste buds tingling.

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Funniest Tofu Short Jokes

Short tofu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tofu humour may include short soy sauce jokes also.

TIL that many Japanese people have a fondness for Tofu. They find it quite rubbery.
What's better than Tofu? No Tofu whatsoever!!!!!!!!
TIFU - by using All Caps and misspelling Tofu. FML if this is not on the front page.
Where do you find the best tofu in the entire world?
TOFU: By showing saladarity to a vegan EOqSOFxWo5c9ZTLy36b8YjwQ2PdAQw5haK9uf7EYiwTyvN
What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!

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Tofu One Liners

Which tofu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tofu? I can suggest the ones about soy milk and toast.

I've only now realized tofu is overrated It's just a curd to me.
Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"
Decided against a joke about tofu It was tasteless
TOFU by using the wrong vowel
Truly delicious tofu recipe: 1) Chuck the tofu.
2) Fry a juicy steak.
I like making jokes about vegetarians... but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.
How did the vegetarian quit smoking? He went cold tofu.
What form of deadly martial arts are soybeans trained in? Tofu
What martial art does a vegan kick boxer specialize in? To-fu
When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.
The other day I mistook Tofu and Tuff... Now I don't have my teeth anymore.
My Hispanic friend in the Navy is allergic to tofu He's a no soy marinero
I just recently became a vegetarian. I quit meat cold tofu.
Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
My friend overdosed on Tofu The coroner called it a Soysoning

Quirky and Hilarious Tofu Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about tofu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yogurt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tofu pranks.