Toed Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Toed puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Toed

Have you heard of the often repeated story of the monkey whose tail got kicked twice?

It is a twice toed tail

Went to a fetish restaurant last night.

Got toed in the hole.

If you lose your fingers your girlfriend basically turns into a truck with no battery...

You can't turn her on so she demands to be toed.

Where is the easiest place to see a two toed dog?

The Wizard of Oz.

What happens when a foot is parking in the wrong place?

It gets toed away.

What happened to the shoe that broke down?

It goet got toed

What happened to the sock that broke down?

It got toed

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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