Toe Nail Jokes

Funniest Toe Nail Short Jokes

Short toe nail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toe nail humour may include short toenails jokes also.

1. It's been 10 years since I quit bitting my nails. Once I hit my mid twenties I was no longer flexible enough to reach my toes.
2. Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees.
   You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
   They're pretty good at it.
3. If you don't know how to drive a stick shift, just put a nail on the clutch. It's sure to become an ow-toe-matic.
4. Why do elephants paint their toe nails? To hide in a box of jelly beans. Ever see an elephant in a box of jelly beans? Must work pretty well!
   my aunt introduced this one to me.
5. Why are pedicure places often staffed by Vietnamese people? Because it's a toe-nail language.
6. Why did the remorseful child-m**... paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure.
   ^^^sorry.

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Toe Nail One Liners

Which toe nail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toe nail? I can suggest the ones about nail and toes.

1. My wife says I should file my nails... F for finger? N for nail? T for for toe?
2. I just clipped the worst ingrown toe-nail... It was a feet.
3. Why did the elephant paint it's toe nails red? To hide in the cherry tree.
4. Have you heard about Mike Tyson's fascinating toe nails? They're ingrowthing
5. Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
6. kebabhegs likes toe nails

Toe Nail Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about toe nail you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big toe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toe nail pranks.