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Todays Jokes

9 todays jokes and hilarious todays puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about todays that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good todays joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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Scattered showers

My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service

I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony

It's significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures

I've read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events

Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore,

Instead you have to say "Leeroy please paint the porch"

they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away...

But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!

I got a Kindle for Christmas that only lets me download modern sociology audiobooks.

I think it speaks volumes on todays society.

I'm not racist, but...

I absolutely refuse to run the 400 at todays track meet.

Why do todays university graduates only want to work at banks?

It's the only job with a guaranteed safe space.

Are you todays date?

'Coz you're 01/10.

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