The Best 9 Todays Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Todays jokes. There are some todays latest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these todays sociology puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Todays Jokes and Puns

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Scattered showers

My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service

I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony

It's significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures

I've read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events

Todays joke, It's significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures

Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore,

Instead you have to say "Leeroy please paint the porch"

they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away...

But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!


I got a Kindle for Christmas that only lets me download modern sociology audiobooks.

I think it speaks volumes on todays society.

I'm not racist, but...

I absolutely refuse to run the 400 at todays track meet.

Todays joke, I'm not racist, but...

Why do todays university graduates only want to work at banks?

It's the only job with a guaranteed safe space.

Are you todays date?

'Coz you're 01/10.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the todays thurs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working todays nite piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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