Today Learnt Jokes

Funniest Today Learnt Short Jokes

Short today learnt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The today learnt humour may include short today learned jokes also.

1. Today I learnt a school of piranhas will rip every inch of flesh of a child's body in under a minute.
   Today I also lost my job at the aquarium.
2. Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means......... ........... Absolutely Nothing!!
3. Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don't meet the koalafications.
4. Young Bubba run up to his Mum and says, Momma, momma... At skool today, in the toilets, I learnt I got the biggest pee pee in fifth grade.
   That's nice Bubba, she says, but you are 26 years old.
5. Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week
6. I learnt two things today: 1. Sofa s**... can be wild and exciting.
   2. The staff in DFS are quite narrow-minded.

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Today Learnt One Liners

Which today learnt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with today learnt? I can suggest the ones about today date and tomorrow.

1. Today I Learnt... Statistics is mainly about.. Rejecting H0s.
2. TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant.
3. Today in class we learnt what makes water boil! The science behind it is mistifying!
4. Today I learnt how the ~ character is named TIL til
5. I learnt a new word today .... try to surmise it, I will give you three surmises.
6. You learn something new every day. Today, I learnt that f**... is not a boxing move.

Hilarious Today Learnt Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

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