Tock Jokes
31 tock jokes and hilarious tock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tock Short Jokes
Short tock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tock humour may include short toot jokes also.
- What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"? "Vee haf vays to make you tock"
- Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."? "Ve haff vays of meking you tock."
- So my clock only went "tick tick tick"... and I took it in to a German watchmaker. He looked at it menacingly and said "Ve have vays of making you tock."
- A lady took her clock to a clock repairman. "What seems to be the problem?" he asked.
"This clock just goes tick, tick, tick." she replied.
"ahh, don't worry lady, we have ways to make them tock". - In WWII, what did the German officer say to the clock that ticked? Ve have vays of making you tock...
- The clock makes my head itch. First it goes tick, then there's the itch, and the tock removes it.
And it repeats on and on. - My Grandfather resembles his old grandfather clock. It still ticks.
but it forgets to Tock. - A chicken says "Tock" to another chicken. Says the other chicken: "Are you tocking to me?"
- Why did the influencer t**... get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up…
- What did the detective say while interrogating a clock accused of m**...? "LISTEN PUNK! We know what makes you tick, and we have ways to make you tock!"
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Tock One Liners
Which tock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tock? I can suggest the ones about ticked and tuck.
- Why did the clock get kicked out of the library? It tocked too much.
- Why do angry clocks only tock? Because they are ticked off.
- The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick.
- Why did the mobster shoot the clock? So it wouldn't tock.
- Why was the clock sent to detention? It ticked-off the teacher by tock-ing in class.
- Why was the clock sent to the principal's office? It was tocking too much.
- Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer.
- I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom
- What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!
- What is another name for the tick-tock croc from Peter Pan? A Clock-odile.
- What sound does a wooden clock make? Stick Tock
- Why can't you tell secrets to a clock? They always tock.
- Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much
- A child walks down to a lake... UFC Fight Night!! || 'Tick Tock' vs 'Lost Boys'
- How does a watch maker tell you he likes you? With a romantic tock.
Playful Tock Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about tock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tock pranks.
British clock in german hands
During world war II, a british clock found its way into german hands. The strange thing about this clock was it went tick-tick-tick-tick, instead of tick-tock-tick-tock. The germans could not figure this out.
Finally, it went to the gestapo. Their chief interrogator softly whispered to the clock " We haff ways to make you tock"
If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem)
What's this in my hand?
Behind your back?
It's soap on a a rope!
Whack whack whack!
What's this in my sock?
Tick tock, knock knock.
A large steel lock!
Chock chock chock!
What's this in my breeches?
I heard that you blab..
Snitches get stitches!
Stab stab stab!!
A man takes his grandfather clock in to be repaired….
The repair person in the clock shop is an old German. The man says my grandfather clock only goes tik tik tik tik. They take the clock to the back room of the shop and tie it to a chair. The old man then lights up a cigarette, take a big drag, and blows the smoke in the clocks face. He sets the cigarette aside, looks at the clock and says……….Ve haf vays to make you tock.
A German man is sitting in a waiting room.
The clock on the wall is going Tick,.....Tick,.....,Tick,.....,
Suddenly he jumps up, rips the face off the clock, bends it's hands behind it's back and says...
"Ve have vays of making you Tock!"
