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A Russian goes to a watchmaker.

He says, "My clock is defective. It only goes 'tic...tic...tic...tic...' unlike the others, which go 'tic...toc...tic...toc...'."
"No problem", says the watchmaker, taking the clock from its owner.
He then shines a light in the clock's face and says menacingly, "We have ways to make it toc."

A man is being interrogated by the SS

SS Officer - "make z noise of a clock"
Man - "tic, tic, tic"
SS Officer - "Ve have vays of making you toc!"

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Whats make 999 tic and 1 toc ?

A caterpillar with a wooden leg.


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