Toad Jokes
104 toad jokes and hilarious toad puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about toad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article delves into the different types of toad jokes, from the cute and classic frog and toad jokes to the zany and innovative cane toad ones. All of these jokes come with a ribbiting punch line that will have you rolling in the rivet. From agua jokes to the classic why did the toad cross the road, this article has something for everyone.
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Funniest Toad Short Jokes
Short toad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toad humour may include short lizard jokes also.
- What happens when a frog's car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad...
- A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"
- We were dissecting toads in lab... When I accidentally dropped mine onto my feet. I tried to hide it, but the instructor saw and made me leave for wearing open toad shoes.
- What happens if your car breaks down in the Mushroom Kingdom? It gets Toad
- What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools
- Why did Princess peach choose Toad? Because he seemed like such a fungi
- Did you hear about the mushroom who parked illegally? He was Toad.
- Why the frog couldn't take part in freedom convoy in Ottawa? Because his truck got toad.
- If I had to choose to hang out with either Mario, Luigi or Toad. I'd pick Toad. He seems like a fungi.
- Q: Why did the chicken lick the toad? A: To get to the other side.
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Toad One Liners
Which toad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toad? I can suggest the ones about otter and toot.
- Why couldn't mario find his kart? It was Toad...
- What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad
- What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals...
I'll show myself out - thank you - What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad
- Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
- What does a frog wear on it's feet? Open toad shoes
- Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.
- Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.
- Why didn’t the amphibian drive its car home? Because it was toad.
- Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool.
- Sir, your frog is illegally parked, move it imediately or it will be toad.
- I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad.
- Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties? Toad was a fungi.
- Did you hear about the frog that had a flat tire? He was toad.
- I hit a frog driving down the highway Had to get my car toad
Frog And Toad Jokes
Here is a list of funny frog and toad jokes and even better frog and toad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happened to the frog sat on double yellow lines. It was toad away.
- What do you call a frog that lives in the desert A camel toad
- What health ailment do elderly frogs suffer from? Ribbit-toad arthritis
I'll see myself out... - A frog What happens to a frog that hopped onto a no parking zone? It gets toad.
- Who does a frog call when his car breaks down? A toad-truck.
- Had a dream last night about a frog with a broken car It got toad.
- What happened to the frog when he parked? He got toad!
Give me an upvote :) - What kind of shoes do frogs like to wear? Open toad
- What happened to frog's car? Toad.
- "Fraud" Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD?
Murph: It is a "FRAUD".
Great Toad Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about toad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weasel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toad pranks.
Mr. Toad was window shopping...
...when he saw a tiny porcelain snowman figurine that he just *had* to have. He enters the store to inquire about the price and learns that it costs much more than he can afford. Undaunted, he sets off to meet with lending officer at the bank, Mr. Paddywaque.
"No job, a dismal credit rating, a wife and 38 tadpoles to support?", says Paddywaque. "I don't think I can approve this application, Mr. Toad."
"*PLEASE*, I implore you, I MUST have this snowman! Surely, there's something you can do!", said Mr. Toad.
Paddywaque gives in to his client's pleading and agrees to show the application to his manager, Mr. ....uumm.....Jones.
Jones, terribly busy at the moment and not wanting to be bothered, takes a quick glance over his glasses at the application and says...
"It's a knick knack Paddywaque, give the frog a loan!"
Hello jokesters, I started a "joke of the day" at my work and after 5 days I have run out of material. I need your punny help (needs to be PG)
Examples of what I have been using: "what happened to the frog's car when it broke down? It was TOAD away" and "did you hear about the crazy mexican train killer? It was a LOCOmotive". I realized I'm not really that capable of coming up with good puns on my own so I need your help. And I'm sure some of you will recognize those jokes as I got them from the interwebs. Thanks a bunch.
Help create the punch line?
My dad sent me the beginnings to a joke, but never sent the punch line....any help creating one?
Toad is stirring a steaming caldron over an open flame
Frog says, "What's cooking?" as the flames send tiny sparks into the night
Toad hands the frog a piece of a boiled chicken leg. "here try this".........
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Why shouldn't you eat mushrooms that grow out of frog f**...?
they might be toad stools....
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Toads and choads
What do toads and choads have in common?
They both taste a bit swampy
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HUH?
Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
He found out it was a 'rough toad to h**....'
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a toad walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the toad's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the toad. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Did you hear about the toad that was run over by a lawnmower?
He croaked.
What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?
He gets Toad
How did the toad feel in the morning?
A little bit froggy
Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?
He rubbed him the wrong way.
What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?
He always gets Toad.
I found out why amphibious cars never caught on.
They were always getting toad.
Why does the fairytale kingdom smell so awful?
Because of all the toad stools.
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I got completely s**... into a three hour documentary about a toad.
It was ribbeting.
If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time
He seems like a real fun guy.
Parking Violation
Do not park here, Your vehicle will be toad!
What did Mario say about Toad?
"He's a fun guy."
What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?
Toad.
Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
What makes Mario nervous while running?
Toad stool
Why didn't Frog know the time?
He wasn't Toad.
Why didn't Toad get an invitation to Mario's Party?
Because even though he's a fun guy there isn't much room.
What did the toad say to the frog?
Nothing, because they can't talk.
What did the ISIS frog say to the nervous bomb strapped toad?
"You must kermit to the cause."
What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally?
It gets Toad.
What happens to frogs that talk illegally?
They get toad.
What's a toads favourite dog?
The Croaker Spaniel
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A new f**... restaurant has opened in my town
Think I'll avoid the toad in the hole though.
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Went for a meal..
Me and the Mrs went for a meal , things got a bit kinkey so I started rubbing my foot up her leg........ anyway I got a stake and she got toad in the hole
Mario, why don't you want to hang out with Toad? Peach asked.
He's a fungi.
What do you call a Toad that teaches Karate?
Mr. MiFroggie
Why did the Princess think the frog was gay?
She noticed toad stool on the toad's tool.
Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?
Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
What did one toad say to another
You croak me up
What did Toad say when Toadette told him to scoot over in the twin size bed?
I don't have Mushroom
toady Bear
A mouch toady bear order me give me a glass of water.
Why do Mario and Luigi like toad?
Because hes a fungi
What do you call a road with no legs?
A toad.
Which toad is a great actor?
Russell Croak
Why did the chicken cross the toad?
To get the drugs AND the money!
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A toad asks his wife if he should wear a normal c**..., or a ribbed one.
Her response: Rib it.
How can you tell if a toad is french?
When you pick him up, he goes oui oui.
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What's the difference between a frog and a h**... toad?
A frog says ribbit ribbit. A h**... toad says rubbit rubbit.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a h**... toad?
I don't know, but you would sure get a lot of them.
What do roundworms and a toad with no iron have in common?
They're both anemotodes.
Not technically OC, my mom came up with it
What is the strongest plant in the bog?
Lilly pads. They're toad bearing.
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I thought I picked a mushroom that smelled like p**...
Turns out it was just toad stool
