To Mamma Jokes
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- The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more. - Short, but good nonetheless Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma. - Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
- I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal
- Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
- Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
- Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
- [astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat that you can see what's behind her.
- Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
- Yo Mamma's so dumb.... She stayed up all night studying for her blood test
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To Mamma One Liners
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- You'll never hear a hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke... They consider cows to be sacred.
- Yo mamma so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
- Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode
- Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
- Yo mamma's so fat... She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!
- What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn? Where's popcorn?
- Yo mamma so slow It took her nine months to make a joke
- Yo mamma's so fat They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.
- Yo mamma so fat That Thanos had to clap
- Yo mamma so ugly Your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
- Yo mamma is so old… …that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
- Yo mamma so fat not even dora can explore her.
- You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
- Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
- Yo mamma is so...... Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.
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Yo mamma so s**... her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke w**... she couldn't get high.
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.
Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
Yo mamma so s**..., she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mamma so ugly, she came in fourth at a beauty pageant and she was the only one who entered.
Yo mamma so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said, "Welcome to the jungle."
Yo mamma is so s**... that she bought some doughnuts and returned them because they had holes in them.
Yo mamma's so fat she turned an airplane into a submarine.
Yo mamma is so tall when she did a back flip, she kicked Jesus in the face.
Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
Yo mamma so s**... she was staring at my Ford because it said "Focus."
yo mamma so old, that on her birth certificate says 'EXPIRED' on it.
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato? "Catch up!!!"
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the c**... factory.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mamma is so s**......
If a zombie walked up to eat her brain, it'd just keep on walking.
why do greek men grow moustaches?
So they can look like their mammas.
Yo mamma's so fat...
The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.
Jimmy and Joey (never seen this here so sorry if repost)
One day Jimmy and Joey were walking through their neighborhood looking for something to do.
Jimmy then shouted, " JOEY LOOK A n**... LADY"
Joey looked and sure enough there was a woman sunbathing by her pool n**....
Joey then screamed very loudly and ran away in a panic.
Jimmy was very puzzled at why Joey ran, so he chased down Joey to see what happened.
He catches Joey and asks him, "Why are you running away? We finally got to see a n**... lady."
Joey responded, "My mamma always told me that if I ever saw a person n**... I would turn to stone, and back there I felt something get hard.
82 year old Mr. Morris
went to the doctors for a full physical examination.
A few weeks later, the doctor saw Mr. Morris walking down the road with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
'Hello Mr. Morris,' says the doctor, 'you're looking well and it looks like you're doing great!'
'Well, I got me a hot Mamma, and I'm being cheerful, just like you said doc.'
'I didn't say that! What I said was, "You have a heart murmor, be careful!" '
Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law -
the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother.
I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother.
Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers.
The most high brow yo 'mamma joke...
Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
The best jokes also teach you something.
In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mamma.
Yo mamma is so fat...
we're all deeply concerned about her health.
Yo mamma so fat...
...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her.
During dinner, Juan asked his mother....
Mamma, why is dad bald?
Well Juan, your father has a lot to think about and is very intelligent, that's why.
But mamma, why do you have such a long hair?
Shut UP Juan and eat your soup!
Yo mamma
is so s**..., when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so bald...
you can see what is on her mind.
Yo' mamma is so dumb....
... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mamma is like a hashtag...
Trendy and overused.
Yo mamma's so old that...
...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!
Yo mamma so s**...
when she heard of "orange is the new black" she thought Donald Trump became the president.
A man goes to prison for the first time
A young man goes to prison for the first time, upon arriving in his cell, his cellmate, a towering monster of a human being says to him: "There is one rule in this cell, you can play the mamma or you can play the daddy. Since this is your first day, I will let you pick." The young man says: "Ok, I will be the daddy." The towering monster then says: "Alright, now come over here and give mamma some head."
Roses are red, violets ain't black
Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.
Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...
She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin!
Original. You're welcome.
Another Yo Momma joke..
Yo Mamma so fat that when she stands on a weighing machine, it says "to be continued..."
Yo Mamma's so Fat...
That when she jumped in the pacific, Japan said "not again".
Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?
-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves c**....
-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.
-No problem, Lana.
Morris went to doctor for a physical
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Yo mamma so poor
I saw her k**... a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
Yo mamma so fat...
If you undressed her with your eyes it'd take 2 days
The Olympics
Austrians: We are the best in Super-G.
Swiss: Pfft, we are better than you.
USA: Shut up, we are the bestest!
Italians: Mamma Mia!
Czechs: Hold my beer and my snowboard.
Yo mamma so dumb... she studied for
A u**... test
Yo mamma so old,
she has a separate entrance for black d**....
Yo mamma's so classless...
she could be a marxist utopia!
Yo mamma is so fat
When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
Yo mamma so fat...
...is the real reason yo daddy left.
Happy Father's Day!
Yo mamma's broke
Because she was so fat she didn't fit in her window of opportunity.
Yo Mamma so fat...
Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound
She needs a seismograph
If yo mamma wasn't so expensive...
... I could've been yo daddy.
Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think...
...here we go again
Yo mamma so ugly...
my dog closes his eyes while h**... her leg.
Yo mamma so fat
That's it she just fat
