Titty Jokes

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The Best Titty Puns

What do you call a tornado filled with boobs?

A titty twister.

I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...

But they don't really need the support

If we have "titty" bars in the US...

... do they have "facie" bars in the Middle East?

I've been thinking about getting cat faces tattooed around my nipples,

but I'm not sure how my boyfriend feels about titty tats.

What's the difference between a bus and a baby?

A bus goes from city to city, but a baby goes from titty to titty


I gave my girlfriend a titty twister that ruined her bra...

Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?

I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap.

And call it titty bars

I've been trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of a kitten on her breast.

Just so she could have a titty tat.

What are the two most popular types of tea ?

Booty and Titty .

What do you call a slutty car?

Titty Titty Bang Bang.

What do you call a collection of saved titty pics?

Mamories


Hold a dollar bill between your chin and your chest. Ask someone if they know who you are.

When they ask who, answer "Christopher Reeve at a titty bar!"

Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic.

Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.

Never underestimate the power of curiosi-

-titty.

I don't understand why people care so much about using the word titty...

My mother in law was shocked and when I asked her to pass the chicken titty.

Why did Tweety Bird suspect his waitress was a hipster?

He tawt he taw a titty tatt!

What do you call an emotional Breast Cancer commercial?

Titty Pity

LEGO sued a Welsh farmer for the unlawful representation and use of their bricks. The entire courtroom was filled with disgust at the trial's out come.

He got off on a Technic Cow Titty.

I've started a martial arts school for small-breasted women.

It's called Itty Bitty Titty Kumite


There once was a man named Dave

Dave dug up a chick from the grave.
She looked kinda gritty...
Was missing a titty...
But think of the money he saved!

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