Titty Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...

But they don't really need the support

A strip club owner is lamenting about his dwindling business to his wife.

A strip club owner is eating breakfast with his wife. He begins to cry. "Honey, things are changing. Men just ain't spending money at titty bars like they used to."

"Oh that can't be." She responds. "There are some things men will always go to a strip club for."

"But honey, I've tried everything. They just seem disinterested these days." He hangs his head in defeat, wiping tears from his eyes.

His wife leans in to try to comfort him. "It's ok. Your business will come back around. Men will always enjoy being groped by a strangers, spending hundreds of dollars for the VIP experience, the occasional BJ in the bathroom, and getting black out drunk then waking up in a completely different city. That's what strip clubs are for."

The husband looks up and responds. "I know, but Delta airlines offers a round trip."

If we have "titty" bars in the US...

... do they have "facie" bars in the Middle East?

I've been thinking about getting cat faces tattooed around my nipples,

but I'm not sure how my boyfriend feels about titty tats.

What's the difference between a bus and a baby?

A bus goes from city to city, but a baby goes from titty to titty

I gave my girlfriend a titty twister that ruined her bra...

Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?

I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap.

And call it titty bars

I've been trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of a kitten on her breast.

Just so she could have a titty tat.

What do you call a slutty car?

Titty Titty Bang Bang.

What do you call a collection of saved titty pics?

Mamories

Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic.

Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.

Hold a dollar bill between your chin and your chest. Ask someone if they know who you are.

When they ask who, answer "Christopher Reeve at a titty bar!"

Never underestimate the power of curiosi-

-titty.

Why did Tweety Bird suspect his waitress was a hipster?

He tawt he taw a titty tatt!

I don't understand why people care so much about using the word titty...

My mother in law was shocked and when I asked her to pass the chicken titty.

There once was a man named Dave

Dave dug up a chick from the grave.
She looked kinda gritty...
Was missing a titty...
But think of the money he saved!

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