titty Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious titty puns

I got kicked out of a titty club.

The stripper started yelling at me for using fake money, so I yelled at her for using fake titties.

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My girlfriend offered to titty fuck me tonight.

"with what?" was not the right answer.

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I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...

But they don't really need the support

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A strip club owner is lamenting about his dwindling business to his wife.

A strip club owner is eating breakfast with his wife. He begins to cry. "Honey, things are changing. Men just ain't spending money at titty bars like they used to."

"Oh that can't be." She responds. "There are some things men will always go to a strip club for."

"But honey, I've tried everything. They just seem disinterested these days." He hangs his head in defeat, wiping tears from his eyes.

His wife leans in to try to comfort him. "It's ok. Your business will come back around. Men will always enjoy being groped by a strangers, spending hundreds of dollars for the VIP experience, the occasional BJ in the bathroom, and getting black out drunk then waking up in a completely different city. That's what strip clubs are for."

The husband looks up and responds. "I know, but Delta airlines offers a round trip."

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If we have "titty" bars in the US...

... do they have "facie" bars in the Middle East?

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I've been thinking about getting cat faces tattooed around my nipples,

but I'm not sure how my boyfriend feels about titty tats.

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What's the difference between a bus and a baby?

A bus goes from city to city, but a baby goes from titty to titty

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So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell "Offensive Jokes" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL

How do you titty fuck a 7 year old?
*Snap her shoulders.*

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Why is titty fucking a girl the most romantic way to make love?

Because it's when you're closest to her heart.

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I gave my girlfriend a titty twister that ruined her bra...

Now whose tired of hearing about the whirled cup?

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How many Freudian Psychologists does it take to screw in a light boob?

Punchline was in the titty.

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I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap.

And call it titty bars

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A man and his wife

A man was titty fucking his wife, and had been for a very long time. She finally asked him, "Why have you been titty fucking me so much lately?"

He replied, "I'm trying to make them bigger!"

She looked at him confused, "Why do you expect that to happen?"

"Because it worked on your ass!"

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What do you call titty fucking underwater?

The breast stroke

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What do you call a collection of saved titty pics?

Mamories

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What do you call a slutty car?

Titty Titty Bang Bang.

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Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic.

Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.

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Hold a dollar bill between your chin and your chest. Ask someone if they know who you are.

When they ask who, answer "Christopher Reeve at a titty bar!"

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If a witches bra is hot. And a witches tit is cold.... what exactly goes on between the two?

A Titty Twister

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Why did Tweety Bird suspect his waitress was a hipster?

He tawt he taw a titty tatt!

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Never underestimate the power of curiosi-

-titty.

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There once was a man named Dave

Dave dug up a chick from the grave.
She looked kinda gritty...
Was missing a titty...
But think of the money he saved!

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Spell "Attic"

A titty I see aswell.

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LEGO sued a Welsh farmer for the unlawful representation and use of their bricks. The entire courtroom was filled with disgust at the trial's out come.

He got off on a Technic Cow Titty.

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What did one titty say to the other titty?

Move over, you boob.

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I've started a martial arts school for small-breasted women.

It's called Itty Bitty Titty Kumite

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Never lose your identity

without "iden" you're merely a titty.

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A joke from our taxi driver in Jamaica - What is the difference between a plane and a baby?

One flies from city to city and one sucks from titty to titty

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A good punchline doesn't need any context

titty sprinkles

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YO MAMA SO FAT...

That I can titty fuck her back fat.

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What do you call a nursing bear?

A titty bear.

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What skateboard trick did the titty do?

Areola 360.

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How do you "titty fuck" a seven-year old?

Break her shoulders

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Can you guess my 6 month old son's favorite tea?

titty

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What do you call a woman with one nipple?

Titty Wap.

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What are the most funny Titty jokes of all time ?

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