Tits Jokes

Following is our collection of Tits funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best Tits jokes

Naked painting

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt."

They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

I'm looking for a woman who has great tits and swallows

Signed: Ben the ornithologist

Two prostitutes were chatting on the corner. One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

She says, "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a couple times."

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with tits?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

BIG ONES

My next door neighbor with the big tits was gardening topless today.
I dont mind, but I wish his wife would also

I'm doing a free Bra give away.

Send me a picture of your tits and I'll see if there's something that fits you.

I think my sister is an out-of-control ornithologist

Literally EVERYWHERE I go in our town I see graffiti saying that she has big tits and swallows.

I complained to my girlfriend ...

I said "You got no tits and your box is too tight."

She said "Get off my back!"

(Spanish Joke, but translated)

There's this lady who has a dog named Mytits ( like my tits )

One day, this dog runs away and the lady looses her dog. She then goes to a policeman and asks

- Have you seen Mytits?
- No, but I would love to see them

How many sexual predators does it take to start a local music scene?

Come to the show and find out. It starts at 8, $10 to get in girls get in free if they show their tits, our bands on at 10 you should definitely check us out we're really good I've been trying to get us a record deal. Anyway you trying to come to my place after this I have a 12 pack of twisted teas at home?

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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