Tits Jokes

Following is our collection of boobie humor and mammaries one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Tits puns for adults, dirty tittie jokes or clean hooters gags for kids.

There is an abundance of pussies jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 16 funniest jokes on tits. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any arses witze you can hear about tits.

The Best jokes about Tits

Naked painting

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt."

They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

A Nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She asked. The voice back replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The Nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens and the man says.

Nice tits, where you want me to hang the blinds?

I'm looking for a woman who has great tits and swallows

Signed: Ben the ornithologist

Two prostitutes were chatting on the corner. One says to the other, "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

She says, "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a couple times."

A woman calls her local dairy, telling them she wants to order enough milk to take a milk bath...

You want the milk pasteurized?

No, just up to my tits.


A bra, a battery, and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

The battery and cables sit down at a table while the bra approaches the bartender.

Bra says, "Three pints, please."

Bartender replies, "I'm not serving you."

The bra asks why not.

Bartender answers, "Because you're clearly off your tits and your friends look like they're about to start something."

A nun was taking a bath and she hears a knock at the door

"Who is it?" She asks
"I'm the blind man, may I come in?" He says
She thinks about it and decides it's okay to let him in because he can't see her. She tells him to come in.
"Nice tits! I'm here to hang the blinds."

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with tits?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

BIG ONES

My next door neighbor with the big tits was gardening topless today.
I dont mind, but I wish his wife would also

Man looses his wife

I was in a department store the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.

Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Dirty Johnny Vocabulary Lesson

The teacher is going around the room giving each student a letter. "Name a word that begins with that letter and then use it in a sentence," she instructs. She's worried that Johnny will come up with something lewd, as he usually does, so she tries to give him a letter that is more obscure. "OK, Johnny, your letter is U."

Johnny thinks for a minute, then says, "U - Urinate!"

The teacher sighs, "OK, Johnny, use it in a sentence," fearing the worst.

"Urinate. If your tits were bigger you'd be a 10."


I'm doing a free Bra give away.

Send me a picture of your tits and I'll see if there's something that fits you.

I think my sister is an out-of-control ornithologist

Literally EVERYWHERE I go in our town I see graffiti saying that she has big tits and swallows.

I complained to my girlfriend ...

I said "You got no tits and your box is too tight."

She said "Get off my back!"

(Spanish Joke, but translated)

There's this lady who has a dog named Mytits ( like my tits )

One day, this dog runs away and the lady looses her dog. She then goes to a policeman and asks

- Have you seen Mytits?
- No, but I would love to see them

How many sexual predators does it take to start a local music scene?

Come to the show and find out. It starts at 8, $10 to get in girls get in free if they show their tits, our bands on at 10 you should definitely check us out we're really good I've been trying to get us a record deal. Anyway you trying to come to my place after this I have a 12 pack of twisted teas at home?

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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