Titles Jokes

Funniest Titles Short Jokes

Short titles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The titles humour may include short texts jokes also.

1. If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 harry potter books, it spells out a secret message HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. Old McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, "What's my title?" mcdonald said, "You're the C I E I O."
3. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
   (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
4. Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
   Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
   Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
5. So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
6. I bought a book titled How to Solve Half Your Problems. I read it twice, now I'm problem free.
7. I'm giving up drinking till christmas Bad punctuation, can't edit title
   I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.
8. I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
9. I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE justin bieber LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
10. Man went to the butchers and asked if he had any ox tales 'Sure' replied the butcher 'once upon a time an ox…'
    Sorry messed up title should read 'ox tails' whoops

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Titles One Liners

Which titles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with titles? I can suggest the ones about headline and terms.

1. What I if told you You read the title wrong
2. It all. The title says it all.
3. A limbo champion walks into a bar and loses his title.
4. If I Cuold time travel I would fix the title.
5. What I if told you What if I told you you read the title wrong
6. You shuold be be able to edit titles
7. I wanted to see that new movie titled "constipated" It hasn't come out yet.
8. They recently announced the title for Fast and furious 10 Fast 10:your seatbelts
9. Are you good at avoiding clickbait titles? Apparently not.
10. People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
11. Nevermind, figured it out Just wondering if anyone knows how to edit the thread title.
12. My 9 year old came up with this: what do you call a tsunami of books? A title wave.
13. DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
14. What would be the title of the TV series covering 'The Last Supper'? Breaking Bread.
15. I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East It's titled A Kuwait Place

Job Titles Jokes

Here is a list of funny job titles jokes and even better job titles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
• My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer. I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
• What is the only male specific job title that is welcome on feminist subreddits? Garbage Man.
• People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title. My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.
• What's the job title of a philosophy student who's making cappuccinos and lattes in a cafe Baristotel
• Job offered: joined the exciting field of TSA Title: TSA inspections officer
  Location: Florida
  Starting date: Immediately
  Pay: Eventually
• My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus." I keep a chair warm.
• What's the most vague job title in the army? A general
• My cousin is a hydro-technician. Cleaning those golf carts gives him a lot of time to come up with better job titles.
• My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher... ... Either way, he is just splitting hares.

Titles Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about titles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean topic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make titles pranks.