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Short titled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The titled humour may include short directed jokes also.

  1. If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 harry potter books, it spells out a secret message HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  2. Old McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, "What's my title?" mcdonald said, "You're the C I E I O."
  3. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
    (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
  4. Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens
    Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes
    Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work
  5. So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie.. Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
  6. I bought a book titled How to Solve Half Your Problems. I read it twice, now I'm problem free.
  7. I'm giving up drinking till christmas Bad punctuation, can't edit title
    I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.
  8. I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled "Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes." It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!
  9. I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE justin bieber LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
  10. Man went to the butchers and asked if he had any ox tales 'Sure' replied the butcher 'once upon a time an ox…'
    Sorry messed up title should read 'ox tails' whoops

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Which titled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with titled? I can suggest the ones about titles and movie title.

  1. What I if told you You read the title wrong
  2. It all. The title says it all.
  3. A limbo champion walks into a bar and loses his title.
  4. If I Cuold time travel I would fix the title.
  5. What I if told you What if I told you you read the title wrong
  6. You shuold be be able to edit titles
  7. I wanted to see that new movie titled "constipated" It hasn't come out yet.
  8. They recently announced the title for Fast and furious 10 Fast 10:your seatbelts
  9. Are you good at avoiding clickbait titles? Apparently not.
  10. People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
  11. Nevermind, figured it out Just wondering if anyone knows how to edit the thread title.
  12. My 9 year old came up with this: what do you call a tsunami of books? A title wave.
  13. DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
  14. What would be the title of the TV series covering 'The Last Supper'? Breaking Bread.
  15. I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East It's titled A Kuwait Place

Titled joke, I'm making a silent film set in the Middle East

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about titled can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of titled puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about titled you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean framed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make titled prank.

Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes

It will be titled "Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"

As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.

I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean p**... was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or d**....
Apparently, p**... was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

Someday I want to write a book titled "The most erogenous spelling errors".

*erroneous

Doggy Diet book

Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled "Shitzu shouldn't eat"

A man walks into a t-shirt store...

There are 3 shirts on display.
The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk."
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk."
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache. It is entitled "Not Milk."

What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled?

The Deliverance

This is very serious … please read and be aware:

IF YOU GET AN E-MAIL TITLED, "n**... PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"
DON'T OPEN IT....
IT CONTAINS A n**... PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON !!

NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies."

They are putting the pilot together right now.

h**... was a keen golfer.....

He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'

Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...

It's titled:
Never Gonna Give EU Up

Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music!

His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."

I'm reading a book titled "The Indestructible Dog".

I just can't put it down.

The strangest thing happened to me on the train today.

Found a book titled How to increase your Memory Power left behind on a seat.
Now, that's irony!

After the title "The Fate of the Furious", I just need next 2 movies to be titled

Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious
Fast10 : your seatbelt

So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley

It was titled "One Glove"

"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"

- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

I've just finished reading a brilliant book titled, "How to avoid getting ripped off".

Best $600 I have ever spent!

Rachel Dolezal just announced she's writing an autobiography

it's titled "The Inward Woman"

After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"

The sky is blue
The grass is green
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams

Sequel to Joel Osteen's book "Become A Better You" is in the works...

I've heard it's titled "Become A Wetter You".

A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.

Salesman - Hello. Would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses to Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?
Woman - Why on earth would I buy a book like that?
Salesman - Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today.

My favourite thing to do is to walk into book stores and say Hello! I'm looking for a book titled 'How to deal with rejection without killing'.

Do you have it?

I wish there was a "Where's Waldo" for "The Legend of Zelda"

It should be titled "The Missing Link"

Anthony Hopkins is starring in a vegetarian remake of his most famous film

It's titled: Silence of the Yams

Did you know Kevin Spacey was a composer?

His most famous song is titled *Drunk Mistake* in A minor.

Hitlers Disease

A little known fact about Adolf h**... he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.

I've decided to take my life in a new direction - silent film.

I'm going to start with easy stuff - probably adaptations of Steven King novels. The first one is going to be titled Shhh, It .

I've just finished the script for a film I titled "American Schools"

Shooting starts soon.

I wrote a research paper on tuberculosis titled TB

Instead of a grade next to the title he just added a D.
So I guess that means it's still to be decided....

Saw the movie titled Constipation?

I bet you didn't because it isn't out yet.
/c**... joke , I know ;-)

Castaway should have been titled

Casterbate. We all know what he was doing most the time.

A guy tries to sell his first painting ever...

So he goes to an art dealer to show it to him.
"What is it titled?" - the dealer asks.
"Me at the bar, drinking."
"But all I see is two n**... bodies. Who are they?"
"My neighbor and my wife, f\*cking"
"And where are you?"
"At the bar, drinking."

A vape pen recently caused a fire at my office. The email telling people to keep them turned off was titled Fire ignites Policy Change

They must have been Juul-bulent about that pun

When I was in the library I saw a book titled how to solve 50% of your problems.

So i bought 2 books

I want to make a music playlist titled: "Sausages"

Cause every song on it is a b**...

I've been experimenting with iron, carbon, and aluminum to make a better toilet. I'm going to write a whitepaper on my results.

It's titled The f**... Matter.

Irish Dancing Manual

Lost for centuries, volume 2 of the Irish Dancing Manual has finally been rediscovered.
It's titled How to Move The Arms

IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES n**... , DON'T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

In 8th grade english class I wrote a script titled "The Pun"

The very first set description in the script said that the stage was to be painted over with random words and phrases.
When I handed in the assignment, my teacher came up to me and asked: "Why is your script titled 'The Pun' and why is the floor covered with phrases?"
"Because my script is a play on words!"

I got a book titled 'A Guide to Surgical Procedures'.

I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

You know, for a song titled, "Piano Man..."

The guy with the harmonica sure won't shut the h**... up.

Just got a scam email sent to me..

It was titled "Squadron 42 Update"

I wrote a book titled 'Do Not Touch'.

Sales have done very well, except for the Braille prints.

I saw a book on Amazon titled How to Solve 50% of your life's problems.

Naturally I ordered two copies.

IRS is disbanding!

I just received a letter from them titled "Final Notice".

Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player

It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi

have you hear about a movie titled 'Constipation '?

It hasn't come out yet.

My wife told me over breakfast she dreamed I'd given her a diamond ring

"I wonder what it means," she said.
I smiled but said nothing and left for work.
That evening I brought her a small gift-wrapped package. Oh you should have seen how excited she was! Brought a tear to my eye.
She opened the present with trembling hands: a little book titled "How to interpret your dreams."

Titled joke, My wife told me over breakfast she dreamed I'd given her a diamond ring

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