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You read the title wrong
Our professor started our lecture on ketosis of dairy cows by telling us about an exciting new research project at our veterinary school's dairy facility. They are working with NASA to launch some cows into outer space to orbit the earth. The title of the project is The herd shot round the world.
The joke is really over at this point. Wasn't that clear from the title? Why did you click through?
one asks the other: "What year are you in?" "Well...2012. you ?"
*Edit. The title could be a joke on its own.
..... The title was: "Who is your hero and why Stalin?"
The title says it all.
Heres one:
Yo mama so fat that light bends around her.
"So, you say that your husband hanged himself?" asked the judge.
"Exactly", said the widow.
"Then, how can you explain the bumps and bruises all over his head?"
"Well, he used an elastic."
He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.
"Olive, or twist?"
I guess the title "12.8748 Kilometer" just isn't as catchy.
You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub?
When people repeat the title in the description.
The title is deeply misinformed.
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Lord of the Rings.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
(sorry for the TERRIBLE title)
and loses his title.
What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?
Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one.
He is never gonna give you Up.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
Title
Fast 10:your seatbelts
The title says it all.
I would fix the title.
Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
"Thanks for entering your wife into our new quiz show.
However, we feel you may have misread the title?
The show is actually called "Fact Hunt"
Credit @ShitJokes via Twitter.
Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
Bad punchline
What I hate most about this sub:
-When people include the title in the first line.
Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious
Fast10 : your seatbelt
The solar system would need more planets for the title.
You will both be watching the next title fight from home.
Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes.
My official title is Band Aide.
(I thought of this in the shower, so it's definitely not funny)
...? What are you doing here? The joke's in the title
Breaking Bread.
Two guys were sitting in a bar, when one guy said to the other: "Don't you hate it when they repeat the title in the post?"
They are just waiting their turn.
EDIT
oh haha didN't realise this got so many upvotes thanks guys :D is there a way to edit the title for the spelling error?
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
and changing it to "Personman".
Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title then repeat it in the body of the post.
I can't believe how far I've come.
Just wondering if anyone knows how to edit the thread title.
We should call them garbage people instead.
It was bound in some sort of leather, and emblazoned with the title TO SUMMON THE DREADED ANCIENT ONE .
When we opened it, all it contained was gran's phone number.
The next day, the paper reads "Team will play without Dicks."
Outraged, the team manager demands that the newspaper change the title and resubmit their article.
The next day, the headline reads "Team to play with Dicks out."
I doubt I'll manage to win that title.
Does anyone know how to avoid clicking jokes that have been ruined by putting the punchline in the title?
I was reading a newspaper and i saw an interesting title about video games: You should not spend more than 5 hours a week playing video games it said.
At first i thought it meant 5 hours a day but then i realized that i am wrong and it is really saying 5 hours a week.
I decided to make some new changes in my life, so i decided not to read newspaper again.
Too high to edit the title but it should say ex girlfriend
Ready Player One
But the man successfully anesthetized over 50 women, countless times. If anything he has done more to earn the title doctor" than ever before.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
It's how to have a good father-daughter relationship
*Remade post cause spelling error in title was killing me*
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
Me : Gone in 60 Seconds
I finally understand how dumbledore got The title of headmaster.
Title says it all. My brother passed away this morning. Please make me laugh
You may think this joke sucks,
But the title says otherwise.
If someone was writing a book about tsunamis and they suddenly got a rush of ideas on what to call it, would that be considered a title wave?
Why should you never put a punchline in the title?
Guys, I think I figured out how to post something without a title
You might think this post sucks.
But the title says otherwise
The release date has always been in the title....
Bad punctuation, can't edit title
I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.
I believe the title is misleading because it's actually full of stuff.
She was crushed by a title wave.
What if I told you you read the title wrong
He's the Artist formerly known as Prince.
I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 years, and I had no idea that he was a mechanic!
Two men are walking down the street when they happen upon a dog licking his balls, The first man says " Boy, I wish I could do that" The second guy says" I tried once and he bit me".
I haven't come up with a title yet.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.........
The man decided to try it out at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?
Son: At school
*The robot slaps the son*
Son: OK! I was at my friend's house watching a DVD
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda
*The robot slaps the son again.*
Son: Ok! It was an erotic movie.
Dad: What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what an erotic movie was.
*The robot slaps the dad.*
Mom: HAHAHAHA. He is your son after all!
*The robot slaps the mom.*
A self-help book sold 3000 copies on the day of its release because of a typo error.
The title read 'How to change your wife'.
Also the charming photograph you enclosed. Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected, I would point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt". Kind regards Channel Four.
Ground him until he can conduct himself properly.
First word in title should be "your"
Because that title is reserved for wheelchair bound hookers.
The Nobody Formerly Known as Prince.
A title wave.
Which is a shame, because I was hoping to use it as a book title.
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