Titanium Jokes
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Do you have Gold, Titanium, sulfur, and Carbon inside you? If yes.
Then you're
Au t**... S t**... C
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon?
Because you're AuTiSTiC.
The biggest lie told by the church is that God is a Male..
Let's face it, if God is really a male, t**... would be protected by titanium rib-cages..
As a chemist I can conclude that Freddie Mercury's voice is full of beryllium, gold and titanium
Because his voice is Be-Au-t**...-full
Titanium is a most amorous metal...
When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything.
Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium?
Because you are BeAuTiful.
What did Thor start calling ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy?
Ironyman
... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring.
How do you make a scientist laugh?
Throw some Titanium Chloride at him/her
(TiCl) (Tickle)
Some people think vaccines cause autism
But from what I know vaccines don't have gold titanium or samarium.
The nun at church
The nun at church is always wearing a titanium hat. When I asked her about it... she said it was a hard habit to break.
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