Titanic Sinking Jokes
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- My grandfather warned people that the titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
- My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
- My grandpa tried to warn everyone The Titanic was gonna sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times, eventually they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater.
- A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
- How ungrateful people are My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!
- My grandfather saw the Titanic and he warned everyone that it would sink, but no one listened He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema
- My grandpa knew the Titanic was going to sink. He said it loudly countless times... Then he got kicked out of the theater.
- My grandpa kept telling people that the Titanic was going to sink. They ignored him. Eventually, they needed to throw him out the cinema.
- A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs. They were made for the sink.
- my grandfather knew the Titanic was going to sink and kept yelling for everyone to get off he got kicked out of the theater that day
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Titanic Sinking One Liners
Which titanic sinking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with titanic sinking? I can suggest the ones about titanic iceberg and titanic jack.
- The titanic was built to last...... let that sink in.
- The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today... Just let that sink in
- The Titanic weighed about 52 tons... I'm gonna let that sink in
- Why did the titanic sink? It's safety only scratched the tip of the iceberg
- Germans consider the Titanic a joke. Which is understandable, if you sink about it.
- I hate thinking about the titanic It gives me a sinking feeling
- I just saw a documentary about the sinking of the Titanic It was Riveting
- An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence.
- About 1,503 people died from the titanic disaster. Just let that sink in.
- WHY DID TITANIC SINK? because he had a crush on the iceberg but couldn't break the ice
- Meditate on the Titanic. Really let it sink in.
- It's been 105 years since the Titanic incident. Let that sink in.
- I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do.
- I heard a Jew was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic Some guy named Iceberg
- Why did the Titanic sink Because it got dumpes
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back s**... across the Atlantic.
My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic.
He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.
Clinton on the Titanic
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."
Nixon goes: "Screw the women!"
Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time!?"
Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink.
A Hicenberg.
A Korean and a Jew
Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?
Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.
Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?
Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?
Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.
Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?
A Chinese man and a Jew are talking
The Jew says "I still haven't forgiven your people for attacking Pearl Harbor."
To which the Chinese man replies, "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese you idiot!"
The Jew says "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
Then the Chinese man says "You know, I haven't forgiven your people for sinking that Titanic."
Shocked, the Jew replies "That was an iceberg you idiot!"
To which the Chinese man says "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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I didn't write this joke but it's always funny when I see it. Thought I'd share.
Did you hear that the Titanic was a conspiracy?
To cover up your mom sinking.
The Titanic was a German philosopher...
It got famous for sinking.
A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name...
"I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?"
"I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you."
Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for b**... Pearl Harbor."
"I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me."
Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic."
"I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg."
"Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."
What do yo call a Mexican Titanic?
Sink-o De Mayo
haah
The sinking of the titanic was a tragedy, of course. But...
I bet it seemed like a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
My s**... life is like the opposite of the Titanic sinking
There's no way women and children will get off first
What do kids in trouble and the Titanic have in common?
They tend to get a sinking feeling.
If you don't want your grades to sink like the titanic.....
You should try to keep them above C level
Crew (Titanic) : We've been hit by an iceberg. The damages are irrecoverable. We've got no chance, sir.
Captain Smith : Wait, let that sink in...
Why did so many people pay to watch the titantic?
I mean any time I want to see the titanic sink all I have to do is tilt my head down after s**....
A jew and a Chinese man are in an argument...
The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".
Life is all about perspective
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle!..to the lobsters...in the ships kitchen.
Complacency and inaction were the two main reasons the Titanic sunk.
Let that just sink in.
Right before colliding with an iceberg...
The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."
What do the Titanic and sixth sense have in common?
They both have that sinking feeling
(*Bu dum tss*)
TIL the Titanic was scheduled to have an evacuation drill the same day it sank but was canceled by the captain.
Now let that sink in.
My girlfriend's friend told us that she told her child that the Titanic sank because Jack and Rose had s**... before marriage.
I told her that loose lips sink ships
It took a whole 2 hours and 40 minutes for the Titanic to submerge completely underwater.
Let that sink in.
My grandfather knew the Titanic would sink. So he warned everyone who would listen until the manager decided to kick him out of the movie theater.
The sinking of the Titanic was not an accident! Even the iceberg was fake!
It was made by the build a berg group.
My grandfather predicted that the Titanic would sink.
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
My great-grandfather knew that Titanic would sink and tried to alert people 3 times
The third time, he was expelled from the movie theater.
A Republican and a scientist were together during the last moments of the Titanic...
The scientist said "In a hundred years that giant iceberg would melt and contribute in the rising of the sea level."
Then the Republican said "If we're sinking, why are we a hundred feet up in the air?"
The Titanic
My grandfather knew from the beginning that the Titanic would sink. He warned everyone but no one would listen. He tried a few more times until he finally got kicked out of the cinema!
What was the very last thing the dedicated German therapist told his patients on the Titanic?
"Sink Positively!"
Titanic was about to sink!!
Titanic was about to sink. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles... Passenger: which direction? Captain: Down
My great grandfather got to see the Titanic
He told everyone it would sink, no one believed him. He said it again, they shut him up. For the last time, he warned everyone that it would sink. They have had enough and he got kicked out of the movie theatre.
So, My grandfather saw the Titanic. He told everyone it was going to sink. No one believed him. He yelled it out 3 more times until finally, he was kicked out of the cinema...
I kept saying the Titanic would sink but no one listened
After a while, they got mad and threw me out and banned me from the theater
My granddad warned people that the titanic would sink
He kept talking about it until everyone got sick of hearing it, at which point they kicked him out of the movie theatre.
My grandfather warned everyone that the Titanic would sink, nobody wanted to listen.
They promptly kicked him out of the theater.
My great grandfather saw The Titanic and he warned everyone it would sink, but they all ignored him Time and time again he warned them
until they threw him out of the movie theater
My Granddad kept trying to tell them that the Titanic would sink.
He kept on telling them, but noone listened. They all got sick of him and eventually kicked him out of the theatre.
The Titanic has been resting on the ocean floor for over a hundred years.
Let that sink in for a minute.
TIL the sinking of the Titanic is commemorated in Mexico.
Otherwise known as Sinko de Mayo.
Chinese guy and a Jewish guy sitting at a bar.
Suddenly Jewish guy whacks Chinese guy on the head. What was that for? says the Chinese guy. Pearl Harbor says the Jewish guy. Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. Jewish guy says Japanese Chinese what's the difference?
Time goes by. Suddenly the Chinese guy whacks the Jewish guy on the head. What's that for? Sinking of the Titanic. Titanic was sunk by an iceberg. Iceberg Goldberg what's the difference?
Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic...
Except Leo
What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg?
He let it sink in.
My grandfather warned the people that the Titanic would sink.......
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre.
My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink
He went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen. He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets. He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward. Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.
My Grandfather saw the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all within earshot "that ship is going to sink!". He was ignored. But he kept it up "Mark my words. That ship will sink on her maiden voyage!"
Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theater.
My Grandad knew that The Titanic was going to sink.
He told every man, woman and child that the ship was going to sink.
They hushed him up.
He shouted "The ship is going to hit an iceberg and sink"
Stiĺl they tried to silence him.
He shouted even louder, "THE TITANIC IS GOING TO HIT A ICEBERG AND SINK!"
That was it! He'd been warned, so they threw him out of the cinema.
My grandfather looked at the Titanic and knew that it would sink.
He kept on saying it but no one listened to him. He kept on repeating it till he got kicked out of the movie theater.
If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic
Let that sink in
A magician performs magic tricks on the Titanic before it sinks.
In the crowd there is a parrot that somehow always knows whats going on.
He pulls a string of hankerchiefs out of his sleeve: "AWCK, he pulls it from his inner pocket!"
He pulls a rabbit out of a hat: "AWCK, A false bottom!"
He saws a girl in half: "AWCK, there are two girls!"
Then disaster strikes, and the ship goes down and only the magician and the parrot are left on a makeshift raft. "AWCK! okay, I give up, how did you make the ship disappear?!"
My Grandpa saw the Titanic
From the very beginning, he warned everyone that the ship would sink. But nobody listen to him.
He was a brave man, he never gave up. He warn them again and again on many occasions... Until they kick him out from the cinema.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking...
I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
My Canadian friend asks me to recommend a move.
Me: "Have you seen Titanic?"
Him: "What's it about?"
Me: "Yeah, a really big one. And it sinks."
My Grandfather knew that the Titanic was going to sink.
He kept telling everyone but they just ignored him. In the end, they threw him out of the cinema.