Titanic Jokes

Funniest Titanic Short Jokes

Short titanic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The titanic humour may include short iceberg jokes also.

1. My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
2. The movie Titanic turns 25 later this year. In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio said he is no longer interested in seeing it.
3. Does anyone know what the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
4. What's the difference between the Titanic and my ex? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
5. What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
6. A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey. He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
7. How ungrateful people are My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!
8. Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
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9. A company made toy Titanics, but they weren't meant to be used in bathtubs. They were made for the sink.
10. Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute

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Titanic One Liners

Which titanic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with titanic? I can suggest the ones about jack and titanic jack.

1. What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic
2. I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic. It's syncing now.
3. To think the unthinkable The thtory of the titanic.
4. What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack.
5. I don't always make Titanic jokes But when I do, I use them to break the ice
6. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with The Titanic? About half way..
7. Imagine the Titanic with a lisp It's unthinkable
8. Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine.
9. TITANIC Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker
10. Did you know, after all these years the pools on the Titanic are still full.
11. Not everything on the Titanic was a failure The pool is still full to this day.
12. What's not a good ice breaker? Titanic.
13. What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn's moons? Otaku on Titan
14. I tried uploading a picture of the Titanic to OneDrive ... But it just kept syncing.
15. Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice

Titanic Sinking Jokes

Here is a list of funny titanic sinking jokes and even better titanic sinking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The titanic was built to last...... let that sink in.
• The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today... Just let that sink in
• Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic... Except Leo
• The Titanic weighed about 52 tons... I'm gonna let that sink in
• If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic Let that sink in
• TIL the Titanic was scheduled to have an evacuation drill the same day it sank but was canceled by the captain. Now let that sink in.
• What was the very last thing the dedicated German therapist told his patients on the Titanic? "Sink Positively!"
• What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg? He let it sink in.
• Why did the titanic sink? It's safety only scratched the tip of the iceberg
• Germans consider the Titanic a joke. Which is understandable, if you sink about it.

Titanic Iceberg Jokes

Here is a list of funny titanic iceberg jokes and even better titanic iceberg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the Cop who arrested an innocent Iceberg because he thought it looked like the one that sunk the Titanic? He was fired for Glacial Profiling.
• What did the iceberg say to the Titanic? Cmon.. Just the tip??
• How big was the iceberg that sank the Titanic? Cap size
• A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg.
• The Captain of the Titanic heard a massive crunch. But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
• Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time? I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
• When Titanic came out, I went to the premiere wearing a iceberg costume Needless to say, it was a smash hit.
• Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'
• I had a phobia of icebergs, so my psychiatrist said to try taking my phobia head on. As Captain of the Titanic, there might've been some misinterpretation going on there...
• An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence.

Titanic Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny titanic movie jokes and even better titanic movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An amarican and a canadian wants to watch a movie together American: Lets watch Titanic
  Canadian: What's that about?
  American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank!
• Why doesn't Leonardo DiCaprio like jokes about the movie "Titanic"? They're all more than 25 years old.
• When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio... but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.
• What's a movie whose title got deeper the longer you watched? The Titanic.
• An American and a Canadian decide to watch a movie American: Hey, want to watch Titanic?
  Canadian: What's that about?
  American: Yeah, one that sank.
  
• Which movie badly needs a sequel? Titanic
• Titanic was such a beautiful movie, it always gets me. Makes me wanna go on a cruise like that one day.
• My granddad warned people that the titanic would sink He kept talking about it until everyone got sick of hearing it, at which point they kicked him out of the movie theatre.
• The Rock. Dwayne Johnson would never have been part of the Titanic movie. He would have sunk in the first scene.
• Explain a movie in 1 sentence Example : Titanic - an entire ship does the ice bucket challenge

Titanic Jack Jokes

Here is a list of funny titanic jack jokes and even better titanic jack puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Apple and Titanic have in common? They both killed Jack.
• When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack.
• What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack
• Why would Rose from Titanic make a terrible girlfriend? She won't let you go Jack.
• I call my ex-girlfriend Titanic Jack Because she's as cold as ice
• In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should

Titanic Icebreaker Jokes

Here is a list of funny titanic icebreaker jokes and even better titanic icebreaker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are Titanic themed parties so awkward? They lack good icebreakers!
• if you don't have any conversation starters try the Titanic wait nvm it's not a good icebreaker
• The Titanic The Titanic was God's way of talking to us.
  Pity, it was such a bad ice-breaker.
• Best icebreaker inside Me: Titanic
  Her: What?
  Me: Just thourgt it would be a good icebreaker
  - Daniel Arestin

Giggle-Inducing Titanic Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about titanic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unthinkable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make titanic pranks.