No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre
The jew says, "I hate your people for what you did at pearl harbour". The Chinese man says, what do you mean? That was the Japanese!". The jew replies, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same. So the Chinese man says, "Well I hate your people for sinking the titanic". The jew says, "That's ridiculous; an iceberg sunk the titanic!". The Chinese man responds, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Silverberg, you're all the same".
The titanic
The titanic only went down on 1,000 people
He tried to warn everyone that it was going to sink, but the fools wouldn't listen. Being the good man that he was, he kept on urging people to heed his warning, right up until he was escorted out of the movie theatre by security.
Icy dead people
The thtory of the titanic.
Icy dead people.
The end has no Jack.
The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
Jew: Hey... weren't you people responsible for Pearl Harbor?
Korean: Uh... that was the Japanese. I'm Korean.
Jew: Pffft, Japanese, Chinese, Korean. What's the difference?
Korean: Well wait, weren't you people responsible for sinking the Titanic?
Jew: Uh... that was an iceberg.
Korean: Pffft, Rosenberg, Goldberg, iceberg... What's the difference?
Icy dead people.
About half way..
...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!
About halfway
Before long they're arguing.
Jewish man: "You know what? I hate you."
Chinese man: "Why?"
Jewish man: "Pearl Harbor!"
Chinese man: "That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!"
Jewish man: "Japanese, Chinese what's the difference?"
Chinese man: "Well, you know what? I hate you."
Jewish man: "Why?"
Chinese man: "The Titanic!"
Jewish man: "An iceberg sunk the Titanic!"
Chinese man: "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"
He told people a few more times and then he was kicked out of the cinema
Then he got kicked out of the theater.
It's unthinkable
There's no room for jack, on both of them
and its dream was to be a submarine.
It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
Obligatory
Sorry that was a terrible ice breaker
Icy dead people.
They both look great until they hit the ice.
But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute
Going down on any of them would be horrifying.
A pediatrician, a lawyer, and a priest were on the Titanic while it was going down. The pediatrician said "Save the children!" The lawyer said "Fuck the children!" To which the priest replied "Do we have time?"
"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"
the pools on the Titanic are still full.
And immediately I started of by asking "So have you heard of the titanic?"
She immediately got pissed and blocked me. I guess in retrospect, I shouldn't have started off with that line.
Its not a very good icebreaker.
P.s - I just thought of this while taking a shit on the porcelain throne. Can someone tell me if this is an original joke? :D
He told everyone it would sink, no one believed him. He said it again, they shut him up. For the last time, he warned everyone that it would sink. They have had enough and he got kicked out of the movie theatre.
Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
The pool is still full to this day.
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